How many Rolf Harris victims does it take to change a light bulb? 50. Three to do it now and then 47 to do it thirty years later when it is more profitable.
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Oh, so there is! Thanks,
I've seen the other smilies but, most times, the ones easily available do nicely!
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: PPK on March 18, 2012, 12:45:50 AMDo you prefer the boss vampire from Vampires (featuring the excellent James Woods) or the effete sissy vampires from Twatlight? I have never seen either Vampiresany of the Twilight movies, but Near Dark features kick-ass, car-thievin', pistol-packin' vampires of whom you would approve! You've seen Near Dark, right?
Do you prefer the boss vampire from Vampires (featuring the excellent James Woods) or the effete sissy vampires from Twatlight?
Lance is very cool.
Have you done any more sketching lately? I remember you drawing a hand once and posting the picture here.
Mwahahaha! Maybe. :lol:
Quote from: BruceCM on March 18, 2012, 08:24:01 AMMwahahaha! Maybe. :lol: Suitors of the Weeble have to be approved by Her Majesty, and her circle of Ladies in Waiting first. Sending your credentials in threefold, and having some people of influence vouching for you is needed before even thinking thoughts of the flesh, when thinking about Lady Weeble.
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 18, 2012, 05:09:17 PMQuote from: BruceCM on March 18, 2012, 08:24:01 AMMwahahaha! Maybe. :lol: Suitors of the Weeble have to be approved by Her Majesty, and her circle of Ladies in Waiting first. Sending your credentials in threefold, and having some people of influence vouching for you is needed before even thinking thoughts of the flesh, when thinking about Lady Weeble. It will then be followed by a BST (breeding suitability test) an army assault course, a 28 page questionaire, and a 5000 word essay on 'The Glorious History of the Weeble'. After you have passed the rather humiliating medical (gets surgical gloves ready) you will then be allowed to lavish her with some expensive gifts and possibly a few minutes with her in 'chat' (chaperoned of course)