A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: hykeaswell on November 03, 2014, 02:55:28 AMQuote from: Semicolon on October 31, 2014, 07:06:18 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 31, 2014, 07:01:16 AMDo you expect lots of people / monsters at your door tonight? No, there aren't any children here. I will eat the candy while watching Breaking Bad! Did you hang some scary decorations in your room, to get in the mood even more? No, but when I catch that who is using my avatar, I'm going to have him stuffed and mounted on a wall! He'll look great above my 1990s TV. Another fossil.
Quote from: Semicolon on October 31, 2014, 07:06:18 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 31, 2014, 07:01:16 AMDo you expect lots of people / monsters at your door tonight? No, there aren't any children here. I will eat the candy while watching Breaking Bad! Did you hang some scary decorations in your room, to get in the mood even more?
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 31, 2014, 07:01:16 AMDo you expect lots of people / monsters at your door tonight? No, there aren't any children here. I will eat the candy while watching Breaking Bad!
Do you expect lots of people / monsters at your door tonight?
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
You may be a mighty but Mr. White? He's the devil.
I ate the candy myself. I tricked them.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
What if she just hates us?
Or out.
Quote from: odeon on January 30, 2015, 04:06:24 PMOr out. How would anyone distinguish her from a snowman?
Quote from: Gopher Gary on January 30, 2015, 05:47:56 PMWhat if she just hates us? Just you.