Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.

[Semicolon]

I hope she has good insulation, and a good heating system.

But not too hot, or she'll be hard-boiled.

['andersom']

I hope she has good insulation, and a good heating system.

But not too hot, or she'll be hard-boiled.

Hard-boiled eggs are safe from being scrambled. 

[Semicolon]

I hope she has good insulation, and a good heating system.

But not too hot, or she'll be hard-boiled.

Hard-boiled eggs are safe from being scrambled. 

The Aspie Overlord is insidious!

['andersom']

Dear Weeble,

Do you think you will be able to overtake McJagger this year, when it comes to postcount? You need less than 2500 posts to reach that goal, unless he does return before you have overtaken him.

["couldbecousin"]

I hope she has good insulation, and a good heating system.

      I do!  It's called  BODY FAT.   

["couldbecousin"]

Dear Weeble,

Do you think you will be able to overtake McJagger this year, when it comes to postcount? You need less than 2500 posts to reach that goal, unless he does return before you have overtaken him.

  I will try!  I will do mini-marathons of postwhoring!   

[odeon]

I try to keep up the pace but it's hard work. I need to post more.

[Semicolon]

Dear Weeble,

Do you think you will be able to overtake McJagger this year, when it comes to postcount? You need less than 2500 posts to reach that goal, unless he does return before you have overtaken him.

  I will try!  I will do mini-marathons of postwhoring!   

Your recent marathons have been very small.

I try to keep up the pace but it's hard work. I need to post more.

  Yes, post!  Post like the wind! 

['andersom']

Dear Weeble,

Do you think you will be able to overtake McJagger this year, when it comes to postcount? You need less than 2500 posts to reach that goal, unless he does return before you have overtaken him.

  I will try!  I will do mini-marathons of postwhoring!   

Your recent marathons have been very small.

  They are micro-marathons.

The baby steps approach makes sense, but one can overdo it. Wobble faster, frugal Weeble.

["couldbecousin"]

Dear Weeble,

Do you think you will be able to overtake McJagger this year, when it comes to postcount? You need less than 2500 posts to reach that goal, unless he does return before you have overtaken him.

  I will try!  I will do mini-marathons of postwhoring!   

Your recent marathons have been very small.

  They are micro-marathons.

The baby steps approach makes sense, but one can overdo it. Wobble faster, frugal Weeble.

  I'm back again!  By the time you read this, I will have made dozens of new posts!

[Semicolon]

Dear Weeble,

Do you think you will be able to overtake McJagger this year, when it comes to postcount? You need less than 2500 posts to reach that goal, unless he does return before you have overtaken him.

  I will try!  I will do mini-marathons of postwhoring!   

Your recent marathons have been very small.

  They are micro-marathons.

The baby steps approach makes sense, but one can overdo it. Wobble faster, frugal Weeble.

  I'm back again!  By the time you read this, I will have made dozens of new posts!

I am reading.

["couldbecousin"]

Dear Weeble,

Do you think you will be able to overtake McJagger this year, when it comes to postcount? You need less than 2500 posts to reach that goal, unless he does return before you have overtaken him.

  I will try!  I will do mini-marathons of postwhoring!   

Your recent marathons have been very small.

  They are micro-marathons.

The baby steps approach makes sense, but one can overdo it. Wobble faster, frugal Weeble.

  I'm back again!  By the time you read this, I will have made dozens of new posts!

I am reading.

      Well aren't you precious! 

[Semicolon]

Dear Weeble,

Do you think you will be able to overtake McJagger this year, when it comes to postcount? You need less than 2500 posts to reach that goal, unless he does return before you have overtaken him.

  I will try!  I will do mini-marathons of postwhoring!   

Your recent marathons have been very small.

  They are micro-marathons.

The baby steps approach makes sense, but one can overdo it. Wobble faster, frugal Weeble.

  I'm back again!  By the time you read this, I will have made dozens of new posts!

I am reading.

      Well aren't you precious! 

If you keep watching, I may do a trick.

["couldbecousin"]

Dear Weeble,

Do you think you will be able to overtake McJagger this year, when it comes to postcount? You need less than 2500 posts to reach that goal, unless he does return before you have overtaken him.

  I will try!  I will do mini-marathons of postwhoring!   

Your recent marathons have been very small.

  They are micro-marathons.

The baby steps approach makes sense, but one can overdo it. Wobble faster, frugal Weeble.

  I'm back again!  By the time you read this, I will have made dozens of new posts!

I am reading.

      Well aren't you precious! 

If you keep watching, I may do a trick.

  Can you turn yourself into an essential punctuation mark? 

[Semicolon]

Dear Weeble,

Do you think you will be able to overtake McJagger this year, when it comes to postcount? You need less than 2500 posts to reach that goal, unless he does return before you have overtaken him.

  I will try!  I will do mini-marathons of postwhoring!   

Your recent marathons have been very small.

  They are micro-marathons.

The baby steps approach makes sense, but one can overdo it. Wobble faster, frugal Weeble.

  I'm back again!  By the time you read this, I will have made dozens of new posts!

I am reading.

      Well aren't you precious! 

If you keep watching, I may do a trick.

  Can you turn yourself into an essential punctuation mark? 

I can turn myself into a nonessential Weeble.

I can also separate two independent clauses; watch me do so here.