Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.

[Gopher Gary]

Babies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. 

You should have used protection.

He thought that him being a sock was protection enough.

I heard that the sock has a 12 inch penis,  but it smells more like a foot to me!

 

PP sniffer.  I was wondering why you always on your knees. What does my butthole smell like. 

[odeon]

Babies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. 

You should have used protection.

He thought that him being a sock was protection enough.

I heard that the sock has a 12 inch penis,  but it smells more like a foot to me!

 

PP sniffer.  I was wondering why you always on your knees. What does my butthole smell like. 

An old sock?

[Gopher Gary]

Babies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. 

You should have used protection.

He thought that him being a sock was protection enough.

I heard that the sock has a 12 inch penis,  but it smells more like a foot to me!

 

PP sniffer.  I was wondering why you always on your knees. What does my butthole smell like. 

An old sock?

Quit sniffin my butthole, Odeon.   

[odeon]

Erm, I don't know how to break it to you, but you *stink*.

[Gopher Gary]

Erm, I don't know how to break it to you, but you *stink*.

 

['andersom']

Babies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. 

You should have used protection.

He thought that him being a sock was protection enough.

That's a mistake on his part. It only works 98% of the time, even if used perfectly.

I swear them babies don't look nothing like me. 

By the time the boy grows a beard, he'll be a spitting image of you.

[Gopher Gary]

Babies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. 

You should have used protection.

He thought that him being a sock was protection enough.

That's a mistake on his part. It only works 98% of the time, even if used perfectly.

I swear them babies don't look nothing like me. 

By the time the boy grows a beard, he'll be a spitting image of you.

I hope he opts for the thin pointy beard, from the Hairy Gary beard selection. 

[odeon]

Here's some inspiration. I was hoping for a weeble with a beard but this was... striking.

[Semicolon]

Here's some inspiration. I was hoping for a weeble with a beard but this was... striking.

I wonder why there are no bearded Weebles.

['andersom']

Here's some inspiration. I was hoping for a weeble with a beard but this was... striking.

I wonder why there are no bearded Weebles.

They operate in secret terrorist cells.

[Semicolon]

Here's some inspiration. I was hoping for a weeble with a beard but this was... striking.

I wonder why there are no bearded Weebles.

They operate in secret terrorist cells.

One dozen shells to a cell.

['andersom']

One dozen shells to a cell.

This particular cell only contained 10 weebles.

But still, it is a fearsome sight.

['andersom']

Now the mind wanders and wonders,

Are Weebles more prone to suffer from shell-shock?

['andersom']

If Weebles have shells, and clams have too, are they related?

['andersom']

If Weebles have shells, and clams have too, are they related?

And if that relationship is there, does that tell anything about bearded Weebles?