A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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Quote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 01:58:31 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 05, 2014, 07:16:17 PMQuote from: Gary on January 05, 2014, 05:24:34 PMBabies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. You should have used protection. He thought that him being a sock was protection enough. I heard that the sock has a 12 inch penis, but it smells more like a foot to me!
Quote from: Semicolon on January 05, 2014, 07:16:17 PMQuote from: Gary on January 05, 2014, 05:24:34 PMBabies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. You should have used protection. He thought that him being a sock was protection enough.
Quote from: Gary on January 05, 2014, 05:24:34 PMBabies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. You should have used protection.
Babies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle.
Quote from: bodie on January 06, 2014, 02:29:07 PMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 01:58:31 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 05, 2014, 07:16:17 PMQuote from: Gary on January 05, 2014, 05:24:34 PMBabies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. You should have used protection. He thought that him being a sock was protection enough. I heard that the sock has a 12 inch penis, but it smells more like a foot to me! PP sniffer. I was wondering why you always on your knees. What does my butthole smell like.
Quote from: Gary on January 06, 2014, 07:09:12 PMQuote from: bodie on January 06, 2014, 02:29:07 PMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 01:58:31 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 05, 2014, 07:16:17 PMQuote from: Gary on January 05, 2014, 05:24:34 PMBabies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. You should have used protection. He thought that him being a sock was protection enough. I heard that the sock has a 12 inch penis, but it smells more like a foot to me! PP sniffer. I was wondering why you always on your knees. What does my butthole smell like. An old sock?
Erm, I don't know how to break it to you, but you *stink*.
Quote from: Semicolon on January 06, 2014, 10:02:57 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 01:58:31 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 05, 2014, 07:16:17 PMQuote from: Gary on January 05, 2014, 05:24:34 PMBabies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. You should have used protection. He thought that him being a sock was protection enough. That's a mistake on his part. It only works 98% of the time, even if used perfectly. I swear them babies don't look nothing like me.
Quote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 01:58:31 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 05, 2014, 07:16:17 PMQuote from: Gary on January 05, 2014, 05:24:34 PMBabies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. You should have used protection. He thought that him being a sock was protection enough. That's a mistake on his part. It only works 98% of the time, even if used perfectly.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Gary on January 06, 2014, 07:07:53 PMQuote from: Semicolon on January 06, 2014, 10:02:57 AMQuote from: odeon on January 06, 2014, 01:58:31 AMQuote from: Semicolon on January 05, 2014, 07:16:17 PMQuote from: Gary on January 05, 2014, 05:24:34 PMBabies? Who said anything about babies? I just wanted a snuggle. You should have used protection. He thought that him being a sock was protection enough. That's a mistake on his part. It only works 98% of the time, even if used perfectly. I swear them babies don't look nothing like me. By the time the boy grows a beard, he'll be a spitting image of you.
Here's some inspiration. I was hoping for a weeble with a beard but this was... striking.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: odeon on January 07, 2014, 11:46:02 PMHere's some inspiration. I was hoping for a weeble with a beard but this was... striking.I wonder why there are no bearded Weebles.
Quote from: Semicolon on January 08, 2014, 08:48:08 AMQuote from: odeon on January 07, 2014, 11:46:02 PMHere's some inspiration. I was hoping for a weeble with a beard but this was... striking.I wonder why there are no bearded Weebles. They operate in secret terrorist cells.
One dozen shells to a cell.
If Weebles have shells, and clams have too, are they related?
