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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #270 on: January 03, 2014, 07:33:28 PM »
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  You can't keep a good Weeble down! :cbc: Many have tried, none will succeed!

That must wreak havoc with your sex life. :orly:

Perhaps I am secretly CBC's sock puppet. :tinfoil:
That's what I thought too.

Will it improve sex life, if you are her sock puppet?

Using a sock for sex will help prevent pregnancy. :snowman:

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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #271 on: January 03, 2014, 07:35:10 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 03, 2014, 07:33:28 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 03, 2014, 07:31:50 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 03, 2014, 07:27:51 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 03, 2014, 07:25:00 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 03, 2014, 07:03:11 PM
  You can't keep a good Weeble down! :cbc: Many have tried, none will succeed!

That must wreak havoc with your sex life. :orly:

Perhaps I am secretly CBC's sock puppet. :tinfoil:
That's what I thought too.

Will it improve sex life, if you are her sock puppet?

Using a sock for sex will help prevent pregnancy. :snowman:

  Fornication and contraception are the devil's work!  Repent, or burn!   :christ:

So the only socks you approve of are hand knitted, yet you will wear latex gloves?
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #272 on: January 03, 2014, 07:37:00 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 03, 2014, 07:33:28 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 03, 2014, 07:31:50 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 03, 2014, 07:27:51 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 03, 2014, 07:25:00 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 03, 2014, 07:03:11 PM
  You can't keep a good Weeble down! :cbc: Many have tried, none will succeed!

That must wreak havoc with your sex life. :orly:

Perhaps I am secretly CBC's sock puppet. :tinfoil:
That's what I thought too.

Will it improve sex life, if you are her sock puppet?

Using a sock for sex will help prevent pregnancy. :snowman:

  Fornication and contraception are the devil's work!  Repent, or burn!   :christ:

You're more likely to burn down there if you forget the condom. :snowman:
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #273 on: January 03, 2014, 07:52:39 PM »
  You poor lost souls, I will expect to see you at Mass on Sunday!   :pope:
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #274 on: January 03, 2014, 08:07:07 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 03, 2014, 07:52:39 PM
  You poor lost souls, I will expect to see you at Mass on Sunday!   :pope:

Assuming that you can shovel enough snow by then. :GA:
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #275 on: January 03, 2014, 08:11:09 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 03, 2014, 08:07:07 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 03, 2014, 07:52:39 PM
  You poor lost souls, I will expect to see you at Mass on Sunday!   :pope:

Assuming that you can shovel enough snow by then. :GA:

  I don't have to shovel, I'm a renter.  :M
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #276 on: January 03, 2014, 08:20:54 PM »
Will you be my valentine.  :zoinks:
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #277 on: January 03, 2014, 08:28:59 PM »
Quote from: Gary on January 03, 2014, 08:20:54 PM
Will you be my valentine.  :zoinks:

  I dunno about these mixed marriages.  I am a :cbc: and you are a sock.   :dunno:
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #278 on: January 03, 2014, 08:29:59 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 03, 2014, 08:28:59 PM
Quote from: Gary on January 03, 2014, 08:20:54 PM
Will you be my valentine.  :zoinks:

  I dunno about these mixed marriages.  I am a :cbc: and you are a sock.   :dunno:

I don't care if the bigots judge us.  :green:
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #279 on: January 04, 2014, 05:57:06 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 03, 2014, 08:11:09 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 03, 2014, 08:07:07 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 03, 2014, 07:52:39 PM
  You poor lost souls, I will expect to see you at Mass on Sunday!   :pope:

Assuming that you can shovel enough snow by then. :GA:

  I don't have to shovel, I'm a renter.  :M
Renters should shovel snow too, if they want to receive mail, and save elderly neighbours from broken legs.
It's your duty as a citizen.
Repent, you slacking Weeble.
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #280 on: January 04, 2014, 06:00:08 AM »
Quote from: Gary on January 03, 2014, 08:29:59 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 03, 2014, 08:28:59 PM
Quote from: Gary on January 03, 2014, 08:20:54 PM
Will you be my valentine.  :zoinks:

  I dunno about these mixed marriages.  I am a :cbc: and you are a sock.   :dunno:

I don't care if the bigots judge us.  :green:

I just want to hold hands and snuggle, CBC.  :zoinks:
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #281 on: January 05, 2014, 03:38:36 AM »
How does one hold hands with a weeble? Or a sock, for that matter? :-\
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #282 on: January 05, 2014, 05:18:32 AM »
Quote from: odeon on January 05, 2014, 03:38:36 AM
How does one hold hands with a weeble? Or a sock, for that matter? :-\

  Exactly!  Some love affairs are just not meant to be.  :M
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #283 on: January 05, 2014, 08:24:53 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 05, 2014, 05:18:32 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 05, 2014, 03:38:36 AM
How does one hold hands with a weeble? Or a sock, for that matter? :-\

  Exactly!  Some love affairs are just not meant to be.  :M

???

I found a picture of some sock Weeble babies. This is what your offspring with Piper could look like: :cbc:

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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #284 on: January 05, 2014, 02:23:29 PM »
That's just wrong. Sock weeble babies can apparently fall down. :M
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