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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #735 on: March 13, 2017, 05:59:43 AM »
Why does hair stop growing at different lengths on different animals?  Or even dogs and cats?  Why do humans have different hair length growth limits on various parts of their body?

  I'm gonna blame genetics.  Genetics, with a side of evolution.  :M :tard:
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #736 on: March 13, 2017, 10:37:32 AM »
Why does hair stop growing at different lengths on different animals?  Or even dogs and cats?  Why do humans have different hair length growth limits on various parts of their body?

  I'm gonna blame genetics.  Genetics, with a side of evolution.  :M :tard:

Thank you.  I just puzzled out why with your answer.  (Think evolution and safety/comfort.)
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #737 on: March 14, 2017, 01:09:32 PM »
^ when the Weeble sits on Gary, she will have that. Might be somewhat gorey.

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You are trying to make this sound all safe, family oriented and PC, aren't you.

I was reaching for goggles and an apron.
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #738 on: March 14, 2017, 01:10:47 PM »

Do you have a furry side on the bottom of your weeble?

 :hmmm:

  No.  Weebles are smooth.  8)

Wow!  That was a close one!

I can not totally express my fear of weebles.
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #739 on: March 15, 2017, 05:20:13 AM »

Do you have a furry side on the bottom of your weeble?

 :hmmm:

  No.  Weebles are smooth.  8)

Wow!  That was a close one!

I can not totally express my fear of weebles.

  No need to fear us! :cbc: :kitten:   We are as innocuous as kittens!
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #740 on: March 15, 2017, 02:08:55 PM »

Do you have a furry side on the bottom of your weeble?

 :hmmm:

  No.  Weebles are smooth.  8)

Wow!  That was a close one!

I can not totally express my fear of weebles.

  No need to fear us! :cbc: :kitten:   We are as innocuous as kittens!

How can this be comforting for someone who has lived with felines? Cute, sure, but ferocious at the same time. A lethal combination.
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #741 on: March 15, 2017, 03:11:15 PM »

Do you have a furry side on the bottom of your weeble?

 :hmmm:

  No.  Weebles are smooth.  8)

Wow!  That was a close one!

I can not totally express my fear of weebles.

  No need to fear us! :cbc: :kitten:   We are as innocuous as kittens!

How can this be comforting for someone who has lived with felines? Cute, sure, but ferocious at the same time. A lethal combination.

Cats are ferocious, territorial predators who can see in the dark, even well below our visual spectrum meaning they can see the body heat of their prey without the presence of what we might call visible light. They hear four octaves beyond human abilities and have vicious fangs and really sharp, effective claws which retract while stalking so the claws can remain sharp and their padded paws ensure silence upon the prowl. They have sensing hairs positioned all over their bodies like whiskers to feel the slightest motion in close combat or hunting situations. They have olfactory facilities that endow them with the power to sense the past presence of their prey and follow the scent when needed. Their  reflexes are even beyond the most basic of muscle and nerve only reptilians, proven by the fact that they are capable of capturing eating all manner of reptiles.

Cats may be the crown of creation. Certainly the crown of hunting prowess in most evolutionary investigations. Interestingly, they are not that different from about two pounds or so to over seven hundred pounds in the case of tigers.

I actually have a little grey tiger kitty who thinks I am her friend and I love her dearly. I can not imagine from where her respect and (I want to personify here) love for me emits. I have a great deal of respect and love for her. I would not want to be one of the errant, courageous mice that try to wander in during the fall of the year. Short work on that task, for certain.

Lethal combination, indeed!
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #742 on: May 02, 2017, 08:28:01 PM »
Easter is over if you didn't already notice.  :zoinks:
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #743 on: May 02, 2017, 09:05:53 PM »
Easter is over if you didn't already notice.  :zoinks:

  Do you have an actual question:M
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #744 on: May 03, 2017, 01:28:09 AM »
Will you be waring your fancy avatar hat in the weekend?
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #745 on: May 03, 2017, 04:49:03 AM »
Will you be waring your fancy avatar hat in the weekend?

  Yes, we celebrate six Sundays of Easter, so I will want to look angelic in church.  :angel:
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #746 on: May 03, 2017, 09:16:57 AM »
Will you be waring your fancy avatar hat in the weekend?

  Yes, we celebrate six Sundays of Easter, so I will want to look angelic in church.  :angel:

Maybe IQ van create a nimbus/halo for the coming Sundays and a nimbus/cloud for Ascension Day.
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #747 on: May 03, 2017, 05:49:10 PM »
Will you be waring your fancy avatar hat in the weekend?

  Yes, we celebrate six Sundays of Easter, so I will want to look angelic in church.  :angel:

Maybe IQ van create a nimbus/halo for the coming Sundays and a nimbus/cloud for Ascension Day.

  I don't want to ask for too many things.  I'm already coveting a little fishing hat for the summer.  :laugh:
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Re: Couldbecousin will answer all, without fear or favor.
« Reply #748 on: May 04, 2017, 06:46:50 PM »
  I'm already coveting a little fishing hat for the summer.  :laugh:

Are you also planning to wear it until Christmas?  :zoinks:
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« Reply #749 on: May 05, 2017, 12:30:30 AM »
  I'm already coveting a little fishing hat for the summer.  :laugh:

Are you also planning to wear it until Christmas?  :zoinks:

  Are you going to keep soaking that same mouthful of straw till the cows come home?  :hahaha: :trollface:
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