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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #30 on: March 28, 2011, 12:29:54 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 27, 2011, 10:34:00 PM
Quote from: Heinrich on March 27, 2011, 05:11:14 PM
The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks

Really?  Just how familiar are you with the products of incestuous sexual encounters?

Here's what Johnny Horton looks like:



He is not bad looking for a septic
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #31 on: March 28, 2011, 09:01:17 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 27, 2011, 10:34:00 PM
Quote from: Heinrich on March 27, 2011, 05:11:14 PM
The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks

Really?  Just how familiar are you with the products of incestuous sexual encounters?

what do you mean?
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #32 on: March 28, 2011, 09:02:54 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 27, 2011, 12:38:31 PM
Thought I'd start a formal thread for those interested in being part of court life and the resulting "play".  The give-and-take and puns, putdowns, etc. won't be limited to this thread (as if anything can be limited at I2.) 

Anyway, as far as I recollect we have in residence:  Queen Victoria (me); Prince Albert; the Princess Royal; Lady-in-waiting Lady Weeble; Ambassador to the Low Countries, Lady Hykeaswell; and Admiral of the High Seas, Lady Sea Tart.  I've recently added a Knight Errant (when I can find him since he's always running here and there errantly), Sir Midlifeaspie.

If anyone else wants to be part of the rigamarole, let me know.  Otherwise feel free to ignore this thread.

Psychic knight at your service, my queen. Just remember that if you let the power corrupt you I will have to cut off your head. :zoinks:
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #33 on: March 28, 2011, 10:12:07 AM »
Quote from: Heinrich on March 28, 2011, 09:01:17 AM
Quote from: Callaway on March 27, 2011, 10:34:00 PM
Quote from: Heinrich on March 27, 2011, 05:11:14 PM
The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks

Really?  Just how familiar are you with the products of incestuous sexual encounters?

what do you mean?

 :jaded:
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #34 on: March 28, 2011, 10:15:28 AM »
Quote from: Heinrich on March 28, 2011, 10:12:07 AM
Quote from: Heinrich on March 28, 2011, 09:01:17 AM
Quote from: Callaway on March 27, 2011, 10:34:00 PM
Quote from: Heinrich on March 27, 2011, 05:11:14 PM
The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks

Really?  Just how familiar are you with the products of incestuous sexual encounters?

what do you mean?

 :jaded:

The statement is self-explanatory, isn't it?
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #35 on: March 28, 2011, 11:10:19 AM »
Quote from: Heinrich on March 28, 2011, 09:01:17 AM
Quote from: Callaway on March 27, 2011, 10:34:00 PM
Quote from: Heinrich on March 27, 2011, 05:11:14 PM
The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks

Really?  Just how familiar are you with the products of incestuous sexual encounters?

what do you mean?

Exactly how many products of incestuous sexual encounters do you know personally?

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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #36 on: March 28, 2011, 11:11:01 AM »
 :lol:
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #37 on: March 28, 2011, 11:25:13 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on March 28, 2011, 11:10:19 AM
Quote from: Heinrich on March 28, 2011, 09:01:17 AM
Quote from: Callaway on March 27, 2011, 10:34:00 PM
Quote from: Heinrich on March 27, 2011, 05:11:14 PM
The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks

Really?  Just how familiar are you with the products of incestuous sexual encounters?

what do you mean?

Exactly how many products of incestuous sexual encounters do you know personally?



I know a few who I suspect are, though a bit hard for me to prove.  :orly:
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #38 on: March 28, 2011, 11:33:03 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on March 28, 2011, 11:25:13 AM
Quote from: Callaway on March 28, 2011, 11:10:19 AM
Quote from: Heinrich on March 28, 2011, 09:01:17 AM
Quote from: Callaway on March 27, 2011, 10:34:00 PM
Quote from: Heinrich on March 27, 2011, 05:11:14 PM
The guy singing that sounds like the product of an incestuous american sexual encounter between obese redknecks

Really?  Just how familiar are you with the products of incestuous sexual encounters?

what do you mean?

Exactly how many products of incestuous sexual encounters do you know personally?



I know a few who I suspect are, though a bit hard for me to prove.  :orly:


My dad had a double first cousin, but that was because a brother and sister from one family married a sister and brother from another family, so it wasn't incestuous.

I think that double first cousins are as related to each other as half-siblings.
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #39 on: March 28, 2011, 07:23:39 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 28, 2011, 09:02:54 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on March 27, 2011, 12:38:31 PM
Thought I'd start a formal thread for those interested in being part of court life and the resulting "play".  The give-and-take and puns, putdowns, etc. won't be limited to this thread (as if anything can be limited at I2.) 

Anyway, as far as I recollect we have in residence:  Queen Victoria (me); Prince Albert; the Princess Royal; Lady-in-waiting Lady Weeble; Ambassador to the Low Countries, Lady Hykeaswell; and Admiral of the High Seas, Lady Sea Tart.  I've recently added a Knight Errant (when I can find him since he's always running here and there errantly), Sir Midlifeaspie.

If anyone else wants to be part of the rigamarole, let me know.  Otherwise feel free to ignore this thread.

Psychic knight at your service, my queen. Just remember that if you let the power corrupt you I will have to cut off your head. :zoinks:

Welcome, Sir RageBeoulve.  Will you keep track of the spirits in my castles and Palace?
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #40 on: March 28, 2011, 07:24:57 PM »
the castles and palaces are now destroyed or under our control. Now kindly take your shit and fuck off or I'll call the executioners
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #41 on: March 28, 2011, 07:25:56 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on March 28, 2011, 07:24:57 PM
the castles and palaces are now destroyed or under our control. Now kindly take your shit and fuck off or I'll call the executioners

That's what you think, turtles and tortoises move too slowly to do much of anything.
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #42 on: March 28, 2011, 11:12:45 PM »
I don't think Heinrich has the guts to make a revolution considering his attitude towards weapons.  :orly:
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2011, 02:02:34 AM »
I actually thnk guns are awesome. I just don't trust people enough with them
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Re: Life at the Palace
« Reply #44 on: March 29, 2011, 02:03:52 AM »
Quote from: Heinrich on March 29, 2011, 02:02:34 AM
I actually thnk guns are awesome. I just don't trust people enough with them

You'd be the one holding them  :autism:

But, the queen and her ladies are just too sweet to kill.  :-*
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