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Offline Icequeen

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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #120 on: August 17, 2013, 01:00:43 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 17, 2013, 12:33:23 PM
Bermuda shorts look best on boys under 5 years or so of age.

I don't know.

We've got some kick-ass UPS/FedEx drivers around here.

I always try to do my online shopping during the summer months. :o
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #121 on: August 17, 2013, 04:32:27 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on August 17, 2013, 01:00:43 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 17, 2013, 12:33:23 PM
Bermuda shorts look best on boys under 5 years or so of age.

I don't know.

We've got some kick-ass UPS/FedEx drivers around here.

I always try to do my online shopping during the summer months. :o

It's just the responsible thing to do for the economy, right? :)
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #122 on: August 17, 2013, 05:35:36 PM »
If you have the flu, sit on the toilet before you fart.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #123 on: August 17, 2013, 07:26:35 PM »
To get in a hole, first give it some money.  :2thumbsup:

Then when things no longer work out, and you want a divorce.

give it some more money

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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #124 on: August 18, 2013, 08:38:30 AM »
Going up a levee can be easier than going down it.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #125 on: August 18, 2013, 11:20:15 AM »
Whistling is alot harder than it looks. just like frowning
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #126 on: August 19, 2013, 05:39:45 AM »
Quote from: McWorker on August 17, 2013, 05:35:36 PM
If you have the flu, sit on the toilet before you fart if you are a middle aged man with a loose rectum

Fixed.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #127 on: August 19, 2013, 05:44:30 AM »
If you sneakily borrow your Mothers new white shirt, don't wear it to a party where drunk people will trip into you, and spill the contents of their rum and coke down that white shirt.

Things get awkward.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #128 on: August 19, 2013, 09:57:41 AM »
Never, Never try to suck a wommans boob at the mall, however much you want too. you will get tackled by mall police
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #129 on: August 27, 2013, 07:36:43 AM »
Seems like the dumber they are the louder they need to shout.  :facepalm2:
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #130 on: August 27, 2013, 06:15:59 PM »
If you are ever able to get a nice tourmaline cut right, you will find love. guaranteed!
Or a nice Tourmaline crystal. Personally, I like the stuff from Africa but Pakistan, Afghanistan  and Brazil also have nice Tourmaline
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #131 on: August 27, 2013, 06:48:39 PM »
Examine the packaging very, very closely when you come across homemade cookies that you've had for about 6 weeks.  If I die you'll know why this is important.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #132 on: August 27, 2013, 07:05:30 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 27, 2013, 06:48:39 PM
Examine the packaging very, very closely when you come across homemade cookies that you've had for about 6 weeks.  If I die you'll know why this is important.

  I'll get the Royal Physician! :cbc: Sir, the Queen is unwell!      :nerd!:
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #133 on: August 27, 2013, 07:10:16 PM »

OT:

As you become established as a grown up you begin to "quote"  those older than you as examples of how you would live your life or avoid living such a life.

I seem to refer to my father more and more these days. I wish for everyone a father as close to a hard, just, thoughtful, forgiving and perfect man as he.

After thirteen years, I still miss him, every day.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #134 on: August 28, 2013, 12:45:05 AM »
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I miss mine too. And yes, with plenty of things I do, I do think about how he would have done that. And I do refer to him a lot. Not only in the wise things. Also when I see some silly bits of him re-occurring in my girls. It makes me smile.
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