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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #105 on: January 15, 2012, 05:06:34 PM »
threads on Intensity always become unraveled.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #106 on: January 15, 2012, 05:07:38 PM »
When traveling, take a close-up picture of your individual family members on your cell phone.  If they become lost you have a recent picture to show the authorities.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #107 on: January 15, 2012, 05:08:37 PM »
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 I thought my trailer-park microwave repair job was an allsome use of duct tape,
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #108 on: January 15, 2012, 06:08:41 PM »
for the men : if all of a sudden the sex starts feeling really really good, check to see if the condom broke

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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #109 on: January 16, 2012, 09:48:53 AM »
Soft scrub plus magic eraser = no more soap scum.

 So you have to put a cleaning agent on the Magic Eraser?  I thought it just needed
 water, no wonder it never worked for me.  I feel stupid yet also enlightened!  :autism:
No, put the cleaning agent on the tub, let it sit a minute, then scrub with the magic eraser.

Magic erasers work on most things with just water, I think.  But soap scum is serious business.  Almost as serious as the internets.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #110 on: January 16, 2012, 09:49:39 AM »
for the men : if all of a sudden the sex starts feeling really really good, check to see if the condom broke
for all the women:  if the condom breaks, use Plan B.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #111 on: January 16, 2012, 10:36:00 AM »
Buy the best fitting and well-made shoes you can afford.  To hell with fashion.  Your feet and body will thank you for it.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #112 on: January 16, 2012, 11:36:05 AM »
Changeable combination locks  like this

Are very handy and if you set it to the last four digits of your phone number you will always know the combination.  I keep one in my van with a heavy security cable
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #113 on: January 16, 2012, 11:43:44 AM »
Changeable combination locks  like this

Are very handy and if you set it to the last four digits of your phone number you will always know the combination.  I keep one in my van with a heavy security cable

I used to have one of those and it was great.

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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #114 on: January 16, 2012, 12:29:01 PM »
I have one on the shed, a bit different, but same setup.  :thumbup:

It has to be at least 30 years old. My dad gave it to me to use on my school locker when they "ran out" of school locks and wouldn't issue me one. Half the kids had been bringing their own cheap locks and they were cutting them off with bolt cutters every morning, leaving them laying in front of the locker, so that you thought twice about putting another lock on again.

He handed me that lock, and told me put it on.

Got called to the office the next morning, 2 custodians tried to cut it off and said they couldn't, principal ordered me to take it off, I refused...said my father said provide me with a lock or call him. :LOL: 

So he called the old man.

You wouldn't believe how fast they found me a lock, and finally the rest of the kids got them too. :zoinks:


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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #115 on: January 16, 2012, 12:47:49 PM »
I have one on the shed, a bit different, but same setup.  :thumbup:

It has to be at least 30 years old. My dad gave it to me to use on my school locker when they "ran out" of school locks and wouldn't issue me one. Half the kids had been bringing their own cheap locks and they were cutting them off with bolt cutters every morning, leaving them laying in front of the locker, so that you thought twice about putting another lock on again.

He handed me that lock, and told me put it on.

Got called to the office the next morning, 2 custodians tried to cut it off and said they couldn't, principal ordered me to take it off, I refused...said my father said provide me with a lock or call him. :LOL: 

So he called the old man.

You wouldn't believe how fast they found me a lock, and finally the rest of the kids got them too. :zoinks:

Good for you and your dad for standing your ground.

It was completely unacceptable for them not to provide locks for students' lockers and then cut off the ones they provided themselves.

That's why they call them lockers and not boxes that make it easy for thieves to steal your stuff.

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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #116 on: August 12, 2013, 02:34:42 PM »
You, yourself, are the best 'doctor' around.. trying to cure/defeat/overcome quite a few of the health issues you, yourself, might encounter in life. I'm not kidding ya here.

Search for.. read about stuff/multi-angled/trying some.. and ja, learn.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #117 on: August 12, 2013, 02:35:50 PM »
You, yourself, are the best 'doctor' around.. trying to cure/defeat/overcome quite a few of the health issues you, yourself, might encounter in life. I'm not kidding ya here.

Search for.. read about stuff/multi-angled/trying some.. and ja, learn.

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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #118 on: August 17, 2013, 11:27:06 AM »
That hole won't dig itself. -_-
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #119 on: August 17, 2013, 12:33:23 PM »
Bermuda shorts look best on boys under 5 years or so of age.
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