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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #45 on: May 03, 2011, 03:59:45 PM »


So, when you do your Spring Cleaning this year, keep an eye out for it.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #46 on: May 03, 2011, 04:06:52 PM »
Keep a large bill (I use a $100) hidden in your wallet for emergencies.  Being that most places give you a hard time when you use it on small things you will be less tempted to use it unless it is an emergency 
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #47 on: May 03, 2011, 04:42:56 PM »
Don't ride your bike with your shoe laces untied or else they'll wrap around the pedals until your feet get suddenly tight and you can't move them. Then your bike will come to halt, tip over, and you'll bash your head on the curb and be stuck there. (me)

Don't play karate with the kid next door or you might get your front teeth kicked out. (my sister)

Don't confuse flour with yeast when you're making gravy or else every time you stir, it will just continue to grow. (my Dad)

Don't go down a metal slide in a bathingsuit or else you'll burn your ass. (me)

Remember to turn the oven on when you cook a turkey or else 8 hours later it will still be cold. (me)

Open the damper before you light a fire or else you'll smoke yourself out of your house. (me)
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #48 on: May 03, 2011, 05:09:47 PM »
Quote from: parts on May 03, 2011, 04:06:52 PM
Keep a large bill (I use a $100) hidden in your wallet for emergencies.  Being that most places give you a hard time when you use it on small things you will be less tempted to use it unless it is an emergency 

  Make sure you know where parts' wallet is at all times!  :thumbup:
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #49 on: June 08, 2011, 08:35:57 AM »

'Man suffers most from the suffering he fears'.

Not sure but thought M. de Montaigne said that. (and me posting it now 'cos there are dentists appointments coming up soon for me)

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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #50 on: June 08, 2011, 10:25:52 AM »
Be careful when putting hair removal cream on your arse cheeks.  :orly:
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #51 on: June 08, 2011, 02:25:48 PM »
Take care of your health and your health will take care of you.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #52 on: June 08, 2011, 02:53:50 PM »
Go with your gut instincts most of the time they are right
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #53 on: June 08, 2011, 03:19:55 PM »
Quote from: parts on June 08, 2011, 02:53:50 PM
Go with your gut instincts most of the time they are right

^ Can that also be interpreted as "Don't drink so much next time"?  :lol:
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #54 on: June 08, 2011, 06:11:10 PM »
Quote from: Squidette on June 08, 2011, 03:19:55 PM
Quote from: parts on June 08, 2011, 02:53:50 PM
Go with your gut instincts most of the time they are right

^ Can that also be interpreted as "Don't drink so much next time"?  :lol:

If you always follow that advice, you will soon be a teetotaler. :meditate:
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #55 on: June 08, 2011, 08:09:56 PM »
Life's a bitch and then you die.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #56 on: June 09, 2011, 05:56:03 AM »
Look around for bees near where you will be working on a ladder before climbing up on it
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #57 on: June 09, 2011, 09:20:44 AM »
Quote from: parts on June 09, 2011, 05:56:03 AM
Look around for bees near where you will be working on a ladder before climbing up on it

I would come up with a stinging reply, but I'm afraid you might already have had one.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #58 on: June 09, 2011, 09:23:43 AM »
"Don't let the bastards win"

Yes I do live by this motto.
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Re: Post a Life Lesson
« Reply #59 on: June 09, 2011, 09:35:11 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on June 09, 2011, 09:23:43 AM
"Don't let the bastards win"

Yes I do live by this motto.
Not even the friendly bastards?  ???
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