Post a Life Lesson

[Parts]

When working with fire and metal treat everything as if its too hot to touch

[Queen Victoria]

Think twice, speak once.

[Charlotte Quin]

Any friend you have to fight to keep is a friend not worth the fight.

[bodie]

1.  Sometimes 'humble pie' can do you good.
2.  Forgive yourself for making mistakes, just don't make the same ones over and over again.
3.  Never make out you know everything about a subject.  Even if you do it is worth holding back
    so you dont look an arsehole.
4.  Take the trouble to get to know your parents,  they aren't as stuffy as you might think.


5.  Do not buy cheap loo roll.  Its a false economy, you just use more, and you should treat your bum with respect.

[RageBeoulve]

Never blindly trust any form of government.

['andersom']

@ Bodi, exception to 5.

Get cheap loo paper when the kids just learned to wipe their own butts. They will use it in abundance no matter what brand you get.

[lutra]

When one dunks a biscuit in one's tea.. it's better to not soak the last part of it too.. Well chances are, like me one minutes ago, you drop the thing in said tea and..

Well, just saying here, as a big life's lesson, it just spoiled the fun of it.

[bodie]

Kids are precious.  You can never invest too heavily in them.

After all it is the kids of today that will be taking care of us when we are old and decrepid

Look after your kids the best you can.  Don't just limit it to your own,  i vow to help any kid i see in
trouble.  Saw something once, i wasn't the only one,  but if someone (me, i put my hand up) had of
acted and reported this to the authorities, then this child might be alive today.

Now that is a tuff one to live with.  End result is i am no more a bystander!!!

[lutra]

If you decide to point your finger towards an other, and some way 'out' your dislikes about that person, maybe it's better to properly check first, if what you write or say doesn't apply to you, yourself also.

It might be you've gone sensitive about something you dislike recognizing in yourself and act..

Well, never mind..

[P7PSP]

Don't cook bacon while naked.

[Celticgoddess]

Oh, also never keep a fart in..

Except on an airplane.

I just busted out laughing. :lol:

[Queen Victoria]

Do not sit on a bumblebee.  Your Mom will bring the neighbors in to look at the sting site. (me)

Do not step on a mouse skeleton.  The jaws will close and you will have to heel step because the mouse skull is attached to your foot (my sister.)

Do not lift your head if you fall under the push merry go round at the playground, you will split your head open (me)

Do not climb on the playground support.  You will fall and break your arm the first week of summer vacation. (me)

Do not put your arm through the wringer of an old fasioned wringer washing machine. (me)

Do not put an open safety pin in an electrical socket if you have on a wet diaper.  (my sister)

Do not push an open safety pin through your gums and close the safety pin. (my sister)

Hold something over the holes in the salt shaker when filling it.  (my grandmother)

Do not fry chicken when you have adolescent colored chickens in the house.  They will fly into the cold grease, get startled, flap all over the kitchen and paint the walls in colored grease (my mom)

["couldbecousin"]

Do not sit on a bumblebee.  Your Mom will bring the neighbors in to look at the sting site. (me)

Do not step on a mouse skeleton.  The jaws will close and you will have to heel step because the mouse skull is attached to your foot (my sister.)

Do not lift your head if you fall under the push merry go round at the playground, you will split your head open (me)

Do not climb on the playground support.  You will fall and break your arm the first week of summer vacation. (me)

Do not put your arm through the wringer of an old fasioned wringer washing machine. (me)

Do not put an open safety pin in an electrical socket if you have on a wet diaper.  (my sister)

Do not push an open safety pin through your gums and close the safety pin. (my sister)

Hold something over the holes in the salt shaker when filling it.  (my grandmother)

Do not fry chicken when you have adolescent colored chickens in the house.  They will fly into the cold grease, get startled, flap all over the kitchen and paint the walls in colored grease (my mom)

 So chicken feathers aren't colorfast?  I did not know that!   

[bodie]

Do not ever operate a cordless drill with long hair unless it is tied back!

Hair could get caught,  it could wind around your finger, which is still

on the 'on' switch so you can't turn it off!  and you could nearly

end up drilling a hole in your head.

At least you can pull plug if it is mains operated....

stupid stupid stupid woman!!!

[Callaway]

Do not ever operate a cordless drill with long hair unless it is tied back!

Hair could get caught,  it could wind around your finger, which is still

on the 'on' switch so you can't turn it off!  and you could nearly

end up drilling a hole in your head.

At least you can pull plug if it is mains operated....

stupid stupid stupid woman!!!

Yes, power tools and long hair that's not tied back can be a dangerous combination.