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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #225 on: July 30, 2006, 04:05:11 PM »
really flavourful food always makes me bite my tongue
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #226 on: July 30, 2006, 04:07:13 PM »
I'm getting a tattoo
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #227 on: July 30, 2006, 04:09:11 PM »
baby's getting a tattoo of my name... :o
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #228 on: August 01, 2006, 05:21:40 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on July 30, 2006, 04:08:50 AM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on July 27, 2006, 05:51:12 PM
I'm headed up north tomorrow or the day after, and hope not to be back for 3-5 days.

i heard that only sheep and queers go up north.  now who's your daaaaaaady.

Surprisingly, 'up north' is crawling with really hot french girls these days.  Apparently they're all trying to escape the heat down there.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #229 on: August 03, 2006, 01:20:35 AM »
Where I live, white people are the minority.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #230 on: August 03, 2006, 05:20:41 AM »
where i live, white people are the minority, also.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #231 on: August 03, 2006, 02:01:46 PM »
One day, before I hit puberty, I masturbated in class.  It was very difficult.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #232 on: August 03, 2006, 02:09:47 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on August 03, 2006, 02:01:46 PM
One day, before I hit puberty, I masturbated in class.  It was very difficult.

What did you do with your cum?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #233 on: August 03, 2006, 02:12:19 PM »
Before i hit puberty i didn't produce an ejaculate when i came.  I also had orgasms a shit load better.  Felt them all up and down my body and lasted for 10+ seconds.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #234 on: August 03, 2006, 02:59:02 PM »
Mine always last more than 10 seconds.  Speaking of orgasms, I can have them from nipple stimulation.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #235 on: August 03, 2006, 03:10:32 PM »
Mine last 1-2 seconds, and are usually quite unremarkable.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #236 on: August 03, 2006, 08:28:43 PM »
i was once laying on my back with the lady on top, riding me like a cowboy would a rodeo horse.
when i came, she pulled off and my semen hit the cieling.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #237 on: August 03, 2006, 08:29:42 PM »
Will not tell :o
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #238 on: August 03, 2006, 08:31:40 PM »
obviously flo, you live in rhode island, and you went to the beach with someone today.
the other girl lives in the mid west.  i would take the chunky girl if i were you and force feed her some ginsing.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #239 on: August 03, 2006, 09:34:16 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on August 03, 2006, 08:28:43 PM
i was once laying on my back with the lady on top, riding me like a cowboy would a rodeo horse.
when i came, she pulled off and my semen hit the cieling.
No shit.  And thus porn stars are made.
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