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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1095 on: May 20, 2007, 10:33:58 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 19, 2007, 12:00:55 PM
My guy says that he's a barber.

Your guy should know his own job.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1096 on: May 20, 2007, 10:39:28 PM »
I have cartoon books writen by Matt Groening, the creator of the Simpsons, before he did the Simpsons on the Tracy Ulman Show.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1097 on: May 20, 2007, 10:50:49 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on May 20, 2007, 10:39:28 PM
I have cartoon books writen by Matt Groening, the creator of the Simpsons, before he did the Simpsons on the Tracy Ulman Show.

Life in Hell, or something earlier?
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1098 on: May 20, 2007, 11:21:57 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 20, 2007, 10:50:49 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on May 20, 2007, 10:39:28 PM
I have cartoon books writen by Matt Groening, the creator of the Simpsons, before he did the Simpsons on the Tracy Ulman Show.

Life in Hell, or something earlier?

Yep, the life in hell books!!!  ;D
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1099 on: May 20, 2007, 11:24:29 PM »
He still writes that. Shows up in our weekly free rag.

Good shit.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1100 on: May 20, 2007, 11:25:27 PM »
i think of death as a vacation... go away, sigh of relief... come back a new person. why is it that when i get tired of my mental crap i crave death? why don't i just feel like sleeping instead? it's always "oh how i wanna die" but then i know i don't wanna die cuz i haven't seen all the frickin movies and tv shows yet.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1101 on: May 20, 2007, 11:28:42 PM »
Quote from: Blue Ball Of Light on May 20, 2007, 11:25:27 PM
i think of death as a vacation... go away, sigh of relief... come back a new person. why is it that when i get tired of my mental crap i crave death? why don't i just feel like sleeping instead? it's always "oh how i wanna die" but then i know i don't wanna die cuz i haven't seen all the frickin movies and tv shows yet.

Wow. I can't imagine holding on for that.
You're going to be immortal.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1102 on: May 20, 2007, 11:30:12 PM »
yeah it's my reason for living, i can't go until i've seen all the important shit. i don't wanna see every show and movie but all the good ones and they keep making more. basically i dunno what i'm gonna do when i'm on my deathbed and i realize i can't see the next episode of _____... it'll fuckin kill me.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1103 on: May 20, 2007, 11:32:56 PM »
Quote from: Blue Ball Of Light on May 20, 2007, 11:30:12 PM
yeah it's my reason for living, i can't go until i've seen all the important shit. i don't wanna see every show and movie but all the good ones and they keep making more. basically i dunno what i'm gonna do when i'm on my deathbed and i realize i can't see the next episode of _____... it'll fuckin kill me.

You are more of a paradox than I am.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1104 on: May 20, 2007, 11:35:54 PM »
lol thanks. i'm very paradoxical, it's annoying but i'm also somewhat proud of it. :P
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1105 on: May 21, 2007, 12:52:19 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 20, 2007, 10:33:58 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 19, 2007, 12:00:55 PM
My guy says that he's a barber.

Your guy should know his own job.

He doesn't have one.  :smarty:
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1106 on: May 21, 2007, 01:01:05 AM »
So, he's lying about being a barber?
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1107 on: May 21, 2007, 01:24:11 AM »
I think he meant Elvis, but now that you bring it up, it doesn't ring true. Who'd let a 72-yo guy cut his hair?
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1108 on: May 21, 2007, 01:26:54 AM »
You should never let a guy cut your hair. That's one of the few things that females always do better.  8)
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #1109 on: May 21, 2007, 01:27:11 AM »
Rod Steiger

I don't know how old he was,
but in '81 he was shaved by Mussolini's
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