i once took a poo while standing and the i sat to pea.
i had declared that day as being backwards day, when i woke up in the morning.
and it would have been a successful day too, it it hadn't been for me missing the bowl with some of the poo.
the only way that i could concieve to clen it backwards was by putting it back in my buttocks. i mean i do have to draw the line somewhere, and besides it wouldn't fit.
ewww
grosss!