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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #90 on: June 08, 2006, 05:16:45 PM »
I have more than on (I think) books that I have stolem over the years. ?I kept moving and keeping books from libraries because I had no means to return them.

Save at least one book (I forget what) that I just plain stole from the library at my old Christian school. ?I knew that if the wrong person read it they'd get rid of it for being an evil book (thsi school didn't allow the grapes of wrath to be taught). ?So I more rescued that one than anything else, but it was a consciuos thing. ?Everything else I can't remember when I acquired it, it just kind of happened.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #91 on: June 09, 2006, 04:34:28 AM »
It is the seventh day now.  Opportunity lost.  I didn't masturbate at all yesterday, now I gotta wait another 4 or 5 days to go into heat again.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #92 on: June 10, 2006, 08:23:13 AM »
In 1997 I met Type O Negative when they were signing autographs at Missing Records in Glasgow. I didn't see them play though as me and my brother didn't have tickets. We came home early and watched Phil Kaye on TV.

Interesting.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #93 on: June 10, 2006, 08:33:18 AM »
i once took a poo while standing and the i sat to pea.

i had declared that day as being backwards day, when i woke up  in the morning.
and it would have been a successful day too, it it hadn't been for me missing the bowl with some of the poo.

the only way that i could concieve to clen it backwards was by putting it back in my buttocks.  i mean i do have to draw the line somewhere, and besides it wouldn't fit.

ewww

grosss!

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #94 on: June 10, 2006, 09:10:13 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on June 10, 2006, 08:33:18 AM
the only way that i could concieve to clen it backwards was by putting it back in my buttocks.  i mean i do have to draw the line somewhere, and besides it wouldn't fit.

How about eating it again as a compromise?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #95 on: June 10, 2006, 09:50:00 AM »
i tried that but the taste was revolting.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #96 on: June 10, 2006, 10:01:45 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on June 10, 2006, 09:50:00 AM
i tried that but the taste was revolting.

 :o

How old were you? 

Once I barely kept my little girl from finding out what doggie doo tasted like.  She was that age where everything she picked up went straight into her mouth and we were playing on the lawn at our apartment complex.  I knew which little doggie did the deed and I left a note on his owner's door, because she should have picked up after her pet.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #97 on: June 10, 2006, 05:03:39 PM »
On that fated day, McJ, did your nose run and your feet smell?
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #98 on: June 13, 2006, 06:50:05 PM »
When I masturbate, moaning loudly increases my sexual pleasure a lot.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #99 on: June 14, 2006, 02:08:13 PM »
have you ever tried a finger sized vibrator up your ass, simultaneously?
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #100 on: June 15, 2006, 07:43:12 PM »
While I haven't tried a vibrator, i have tried a finger, and not only did it not make it more enjoyable, it aborted the orgasm entirely and I had to wash my hand like 6 times that day. (I really don't enjoy dealing with that hole.)
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #101 on: June 16, 2006, 12:42:34 AM »
A plug can crerate projectile ejaculations ~? ~? ? ?~? ? ?? ? ~
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #102 on: June 16, 2006, 08:25:43 AM »
I just tied hiro up. ;)
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #103 on: June 16, 2006, 04:39:12 PM »
Quote from: shima on June 16, 2006, 08:25:43 AM
I just tied hiro up. ;)
Yeap...... but not down.......oh shit...here comes vivi with the ankle cuffs (and a zuchini)
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #104 on: June 20, 2006, 05:12:10 AM »
I slept from 3pm yesterday to 2am this morning...

I have to apply for some more jobs today in case the one I want doesn't hire me... ::)

I'm just wasting time right now. :P
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