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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #75 on: June 01, 2006, 05:10:23 PM »

3 hours ago I got home.  Parked in the ditch in front of the house, and i didn't even take off my seat belt, i just sat there reading a book for 3 hours.  After about an hour this white crown victoria kept driving up and down the street slowly.  And there was this guy walking down the street who changed all his clothes 3 times and walked back and forth along the street(over the entire 3 hours), and kept glancing back at me when he walked past.  I was planning on waving to him on the fourth pass, but i had to feed the animals.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #76 on: June 01, 2006, 06:33:21 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on June 01, 2006, 02:05:28 PM
because of a womans propensity to deny herself pleasure, because of perception.

ask a woman if you can lick her anus, she will almost always laugh and say no, thats gross.

if you do it stealth then she can enjoy it and pretend that it never happened.  i have never met a woman who didn't enjoy it.  i have also never met a woman who would agree to it before hand.

Have you ever been kicked in the face for it?
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #77 on: June 01, 2006, 07:22:44 PM »
Every time.? The anus has a natural reflex that causes the leg to extend into the others face when stimulated.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #78 on: June 01, 2006, 07:46:20 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on June 01, 2006, 07:22:44 PM
Every time.? The anus has a natural reflex that causes the leg to extend into the others face when stimulated.

I would imagine it also causes a verbal reflex of "what the fuck are you doing?" to be shouted at maximum volume.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #79 on: June 01, 2006, 07:48:28 PM »
In my experience it results in a really embarassing question:  "Uhh... hun, you do know that is my ass right?"
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #80 on: June 01, 2006, 08:31:11 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on June 01, 2006, 07:48:28 PM
In my experience it results in a really embarassing question:  "Uhh... hun, you do know that is my ass right?"

And what would this experience of yours be, Nomaken?  :P
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #81 on: June 01, 2006, 09:18:16 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 01, 2006, 06:33:21 PM
Quote from: McJagger on June 01, 2006, 02:05:28 PM
because of a womans propensity to deny herself pleasure, because of perception.

ask a woman if you can lick her anus, she will almost always laugh and say no, thats gross.

if you do it stealth then she can enjoy it and pretend that it never happened.? i have never met a woman who didn't enjoy it.? i have also never met a woman who would agree to it before hand.

Have you ever been kicked in the face for it?

nope.

you see i give them the opportunity to lie to themselves and/or pretend it never happened.  and i can always tell, it puts them one step closer to the point they wish to be.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #82 on: June 01, 2006, 10:09:31 PM »
I am freaking out. I have a job interview tomorrow at a daycare center. I have to go in for three hours and work with some preschool kids.  If I get the job, I will have my first full time job, and it will actually relate to a field I want to go into...I hope I don't mess this up.  :-\
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #83 on: June 02, 2006, 12:29:02 AM »
One of the two times i've gotten laid.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #84 on: June 02, 2006, 03:39:45 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on June 01, 2006, 07:46:20 PM
Quote from: Nomaken on June 01, 2006, 07:22:44 PM
Every time.  The anus has a natural reflex that causes the leg to extend into the others face when stimulated.

I would imagine it also causes a verbal reflex of "what the fuck are you doing?" to be shouted at maximum volume.

Perhaps you're right- assuming that everyone has the same sexual preferences as you that is.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #85 on: June 02, 2006, 03:43:19 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on June 01, 2006, 10:09:31 PM
I am freaking out. I have a job interview tomorrow at a daycare center. I have to go in for three hours and work with some preschool kids.? If I get the job, I will have my first full time job, and it will actually relate to a field I want to go into...I hope I don't mess this up.? :-\

deeeep breaths!
count to ten slowly.

all the while, Deeeep breaths.


no need to freak out.
either you get it or you don't.
freaking out won't help your chances.

and good luck!
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #86 on: June 02, 2006, 10:34:55 PM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on June 01, 2006, 10:09:31 PM
I am freaking out. I have a job interview tomorrow at a daycare center. I have to go in for three hours and work with some preschool kids.  If I get the job, I will have my first full time job, and it will actually relate to a field I want to go into...I hope I don't mess this up.  :-\

Good luck tomorrow.  Try to just enjoy the kids.  Preschoolers are such an interesting age.  They are learning so much all the time.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #87 on: June 02, 2006, 11:17:20 PM »
Thanks...it turned out ok...I think. They said they'll have one of the directors call me, so I don't know if I got the job or not yet.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #88 on: June 08, 2006, 05:06:46 PM »
I've noticed that my sex drive has become incredibly low for about 4 or 5 days at a time.  And then on the 6th day I can find the most innoculet thing arousing and I can masturbate like 4 times on that day.  I'm on the sixth day.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #89 on: June 08, 2006, 05:15:55 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on June 08, 2006, 05:06:46 PM
I've noticed that my sex drive has become incredibly low for about 4 or 5 days at a time.  And then on the 6th day I can find the most innoculet thing arousing and I can masturbate like 4 times on that day.  I'm on the sixth day.

Please don't tell us if you were typing that last post one-handed :D
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