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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #810 on: January 15, 2007, 12:21:43 PM »
so you electrocuted your pussy bald? i want some of that nair. :P

Liti i do believe a pussy can be harder to shave than a ballsack.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #811 on: January 15, 2007, 03:20:35 PM »
so you electrocuted your pussy bald? i want some of that nair. :P

Liti i do believe a pussy can be harder to shave than a ballsack.

i find that it is pleasureable to have a lady shave my ballsack(s)
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #812 on: January 15, 2007, 04:27:57 PM »
Its bloody painful when you catch the skin underneath when shaving the genitals...as in the female genitals. Ouch, done that a number of times.

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #813 on: January 15, 2007, 08:08:21 PM »
once i played a practical joke on my grandmother.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #814 on: January 15, 2007, 08:54:54 PM »
i hope our genitalia talk wasn't what made you think of that, Jaggermeister. :P
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #815 on: January 15, 2007, 09:17:21 PM »
i hope our genitalia talk wasn't what made you think of that, Jaggermeister. :P
kinda
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #816 on: January 15, 2007, 09:18:05 PM »
 :-\ :o

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #817 on: January 15, 2007, 09:43:11 PM »
i hope our genitalia talk wasn't what made you think of that, Jaggermeister. :P
kinda

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #818 on: January 15, 2007, 10:13:54 PM »
i hope our genitalia talk wasn't what made you think of that, Jaggermeister. :P
kinda

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #819 on: January 15, 2007, 10:16:14 PM »
i hope our genitalia talk wasn't what made you think of that, Jaggermeister. :P
kinda

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once, my best friend had to go visit a doctor for his back.


anyways the doctor that he visited shared an office with a sexual dysfunction specialist.  so i grabbed a business card (the sexual dysfunction dr.)
after his visit we stopped by my grandparents for a visit and some lunch.  after we got up off the sofa to leave i dropped the sexual dysfunction specialists card where on the sofa, where my friend was sitting.

we left.

about a week later i went all by myself to visit my grandparents.  and my grandmother cornered me, and showed me the card.  i played coy.  but after much grilling i had to tell her.  but i made her promise not to say anything to anybody that my beat friend was impotent at the ripe age of 21.
she gasped, and promised not to say anything.


i forgot to let my grandmother off the hook and tell her that i was kidding.

several months later my friend and i went for another visit (we liked going there because we ate for free, were allowed to smoke in the house and my grandparents were cool as shit).
my grandmother obviously forgot her promise to remain mum about what i had told her.  i guess that the drama was too much and she needed more.
so she cornered my friend and gave him sympathy.  "oh," she said, "i have been so worried about you.  how is your little problem?"
the thing is, i never got around to letting my friend in on the joke.


now i only wish that i could remember their exact conversation.  but alas, the account i heard was to come later that day from my friend.
we laughed and laughed.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #820 on: January 16, 2007, 06:29:51 AM »
so she cornered my friend and gave him sympathy.  "oh," she said, "i have been so worried about you.  how is your little problem?"

Maybe she wanted to try her hand at curing him.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #821 on: January 16, 2007, 08:40:29 AM »
so you electrocuted your pussy bald? i want some of that nair. :P

Liti i do believe a pussy can be harder to shave than a ballsack.

Not electrocuted.  I think Nair uses bleach or something that dissolves the hair.  It can give a chemical burn.  Shaving is a lot better.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #822 on: January 16, 2007, 01:43:15 PM »
You got chemical burn on your normal skin, or the more inner folds?  Because nair sounds like a really good idea, and if you got chemical burns on more sensative skin, but not regular skin, I might consider using it.  Which brings to mind the question of if skin in the vincinity of the male groin is normal or sensative.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #823 on: January 16, 2007, 01:57:55 PM »
I used to Nair one leg, because of a brace I had to wear for a while, after an injury. Nair can remove chunks of skin, down to the sensitive subcutaneous layers, if you leave it on too long. That was on my tough, old weathered legs, too. I can only imagine how dangerous it would be on a scrotum or the surrounding "protected" skin.

You girls who Nair your nethers are very brave.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #824 on: January 16, 2007, 03:12:56 PM »
I am lazy with shaving. I don't bother with my legs unless it is Summer and shorts time. (I wear shorts over leggings in winter). I do shave my armpits every other day though as the sweat clings more when they are hairy...but I remember one time, I just didn't bother with any of this stuff. I hardly washed, I hardly changed my clothes and I never shaved, and the hair was like a forest under there, not to mention down below  :-\ Not sure if it was depression or just my wanting to do other things over mundane things. It has been a trait for me since I was young to be truthful...wanting to wear the same clothes daily, and not bothering with baths/showers that often. I shower every day now with the exception of Sundays sometimes.