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Offline odeon

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #480 on: September 28, 2006, 02:59:57 PM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on September 28, 2006, 10:41:10 AM
I just got bored and typed "blah blah blah" into google, and it took me to a map of South America.  ??? :laugh:

PMSL!

Thanks, I really needed the laugh.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #481 on: September 30, 2006, 12:37:46 PM »
Because my family never calls my home phone without notice, I usually answer it with somehting threatening about solicitors.  Just now, it was:  "I have a thousand solicitors buried in my basement, would you liek to be a thousand and one?"  She proceeded to picth anyway after a moment's confusion.  She said that her comany was running a promotion.  I said,  "That's nice," and hung up.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #482 on: October 03, 2006, 05:02:50 PM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on September 28, 2006, 10:41:10 AM
I just got bored and typed "blah blah blah" into google, and it took me to a map of South America.  ??? :laugh:

http://www.blah.com/

8)
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #483 on: October 03, 2006, 10:44:57 PM »
Yes, exactly.  ;)
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #484 on: October 10, 2006, 07:36:16 PM »
well yes, and no but i prefer either.......

I have set fire to a crop of GM wheat before and was almost prosecuted had i not been saved by a wonderfull (and inventive) alibi given to me by friends of the earth members 8)

EDIT:  also the pattern in which i pyro'd the field was in the shape of a bird (the one Brandon Lee had in that film, now what was it called :P )
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #485 on: October 11, 2006, 07:20:39 AM »
I hate my memory. It's so bad sometimes that I always doubt if I remembered something correctly. I actually did this time, but I thought I was wrong. Now my dad has to reschedule his doctor's appointment.  :-[

edit: a stroke of luck happened. The nurse got my dad mixed up with someone else's appointment and now everything is straightened out. Yay! Not my fault anymore!
« Last Edit: October 11, 2006, 11:16:58 AM by SorceressPol »
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #486 on: October 11, 2006, 12:02:09 PM »
you shouldn't use words like stroke and doctor in the same sentence when around ADDs! :P i just skimmed the sentence and thought your dad had a stroke!
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #487 on: October 11, 2006, 02:23:25 PM »
Quote from: MillaPill on October 11, 2006, 12:02:09 PM
you shouldn't use words like stroke and doctor in the same sentence when around ADDs! :P i just skimmed the sentence and thought your dad had a stroke!

A heart attack would be more likely because of the stress at his job and his diet.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #488 on: October 11, 2006, 02:45:53 PM »
Quote from: BadgerTom on October 10, 2006, 07:36:16 PM
I have set fire to a crop of GM wheat before and was almost prosecuted had i not been saved by a wonderfull (and inventive) alibi given to me by friends of the earth members 8)

infinite karma, young tom.  you are a true eco warrior!

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #489 on: October 17, 2006, 04:18:09 AM »
w00t thanks
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #490 on: October 17, 2006, 04:20:45 AM »
I do not have very good hair.  I know this other guy, he has great hair.  He needs to fuck somebody if only for the fact that his children might have fabulous hair.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #491 on: October 19, 2006, 05:16:08 PM »
talking about fabulous hair...

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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #492 on: October 22, 2006, 06:38:24 AM »
I have a nose, with 2 holes in it called nostrils.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #493 on: October 22, 2006, 09:19:17 AM »
Quote from: Kaze no Kae on October 22, 2006, 06:38:24 AM
I have a nose, with 2 holes in it called nostrils.

and they are used for picking.
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Re: Post a random truth about yourself thread.
« Reply #494 on: October 22, 2006, 11:40:32 AM »
When I exit my car in the middle of a song I know and nobody can hear me, I very often sing along, then continue singing for a moment but slowing down and in a lower voice as if the song were being played on a record player with dying batteries.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
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