I seem to be obsessed with stupid chicken jokes currently.
There was a dead chicken in the middle of the road the other day, and I started making up really stupid jokes like "Why is the dead chicken in the middle of the road? Because she couldn't get to the other side."
hahahha!
my favourite chicken joke is...
why did the man cross the road?
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cos his dick was stuck in the chicken.
(let's face it, it was probably peter...
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