You better not ask me shit!!!

[McGiver]

Scrap, how are you currently earning a living?

[Scrapheap]

Scrap, how are you currently earning a living?

Side jobs.

Cash under the table.

Why do you ask??

[McGiver]

They are hiring 200 emergency guards on the port of LA/LB
They get $25 plus per hour.
When they get full time status they join the union and make over $100 k
Full health, mental and dental insurance
401k
Pension

What you need:
Card guard
CPR certification

Send in a postcard.


Google it for further details.

[El-Presidente]

Scrap. How'd you get your rugged good looks? What are your beauty secrets?

[Scrapheap]

They are hiring 200 emergency guards on the port of LA/LB
They get $25 plus per hour.
When they get full time status they join the union and make over $100 k
Full health, mental and dental insurance
401k
Pension

What you need:
Card guard
CPR certification

Send in a postcard.


Google it for further details.

Thanks for the offer but I have a few spots on my record and I doubt they'd take me.

[Scrapheap]

Scrap. How'd you get your rugged good looks? What are your beauty secrets?

Chronic, Belgian Ale, Single Malt Scotch and plenty of sex. 

[McGiver]

But you are white in America.  You must have really fucked up to have a record.
What did you do?

[Scrapheap]

But you are white in America.  You must have really fucked up to have a record.
What did you do?

Owning guns while in California. 

[McGiver]

Will that keep you from getting a TWIC card?

[Scrapheap]

Will that keep you from getting a TWIC card?

IDK.

I have an unlicensed concealed carry and a unlawful discharge on my record.

[McGiver]

Will that keep you from getting a TWIC card?

IDK.

I have an unlicensed concealed carry and a unlawful discharge on my record.

did this happen in the same incident? We're you intoxicated a the time?  How long ago?

[Scrapheap]

did this happen in the same incident? We're you intoxicated a the time?  How long ago?

No, no and the first one was in early 2004, the second was late 2007.

[McGiver]

We're you convicted?  Jail time? Fine?

[Scrapheap]

We're you convicted?  Jail time? Fine?

Had to pay fines both times. Didn't do jail time luckily.

[Scrapheap]

Can you do this, military man? I can last in that postion for two minutes, since I'm a beginner.

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/mahler19abig.jpg

can you do it with a boner?

I can do it with a boner'

I can do it with a guy named Homer.

I can do it in a boat,

I can do it with a goat.

I can do this exercise, yes I can,

I can do it Sam, I am.

Another green eggs and ham classic.