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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #315 on: August 10, 2007, 12:44:08 AM »
Quote from: McFuck_Yeah! on August 09, 2007, 08:09:41 PM
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Quote from: McFuck_Yeah! on August 09, 2007, 07:26:07 PM
fully erect, how long is your penis?

and i don't want you measuring from the taint! :laugh:

I don't have a tape measure that long.  :P
oh, i see you have a millimeasure.

My stage name was Biggus Dickus.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #316 on: August 10, 2007, 07:18:35 AM »
no.
it was mike row penii.  :laugh:
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #317 on: August 11, 2007, 10:48:56 PM »
Quote from: Caesar_heap on August 11, 2007, 10:35:36 PM
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:laugh:

cal, have you been taken over by the pod people?  you're being terribly entertaining tonight.

My 'roids are acting up again.

I don't want to touch this one. :puke:

Not even with your soft tongue?
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #318 on: August 11, 2007, 11:05:12 PM »
What makes you think it is soft?? It is as rough as a cat's tounge.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #319 on: August 11, 2007, 11:29:22 PM »
Does that mean I need to wipe tuna all over my ass?
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #320 on: August 11, 2007, 11:36:52 PM »
It would taste better at least.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #321 on: August 11, 2007, 11:44:13 PM »
What, you don't like McJ's semen without some fishies?
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #322 on: August 11, 2007, 11:58:28 PM »
Quote from: calandale on August 11, 2007, 11:44:13 PM
What, you don't like McJ's semen without some fishies?

You need to quit letting McJ assfuck you so much. You could end up with gay bowel syndrome.  :laugh:
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #323 on: August 12, 2007, 12:02:19 AM »
Quote from: Caesar_heap on August 11, 2007, 11:58:28 PM
Quote from: calandale on August 11, 2007, 11:44:13 PM
What, you don't like McJ's semen without some fishies?

You need to quit letting McJ assfuck you so much. You could end up with gay bowel syndrome.  :laugh:

I just can't say no.
I think I'm slipping into a bad state.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #324 on: August 12, 2007, 05:39:41 AM »
Quote from: calandale on August 12, 2007, 12:02:19 AM
Quote from: Caesar_heap on August 11, 2007, 11:58:28 PM
Quote from: calandale on August 11, 2007, 11:44:13 PM
What, you don't like McJ's semen without some fishies?

You need to quit letting McJ assfuck you so much. You could end up with gay bowel syndrome.  :laugh:

I just can't say no.
I think I'm slipping into a bad state.
oregon is a nice state.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #325 on: August 14, 2007, 12:10:21 AM »
Quote from: McWatcher on August 12, 2007, 05:39:41 AM
Quote from: calandale on August 12, 2007, 12:02:19 AM
Quote from: Caesar_heap on August 11, 2007, 11:58:28 PM
Quote from: calandale on August 11, 2007, 11:44:13 PM
What, you don't like McJ's semen without some fishies?

You need to quit letting McJ assfuck you so much. You could end up with gay bowel syndrome.  :laugh:

I just can't say no.
I think I'm slipping into a bad state.
oregon is a nice state.

oregonisms come from there.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #326 on: August 26, 2007, 08:06:50 AM »
Can you post a picture of yourself and your girlfriend with the shaved twat for the sake of integrity, please?
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #327 on: September 03, 2007, 06:56:00 PM »
Quote from: The_P on August 26, 2007, 08:06:50 AM
Can you post a picture of yourself and your girlfriend with the shaved twat for the sake of integrity, please?

That particular relationship didn't last long enough to result in the two of us getting pictures together.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #328 on: September 04, 2007, 05:57:39 AM »
Quote from: Scraphemi on September 03, 2007, 06:56:00 PM
Quote from: The_P on August 26, 2007, 08:06:50 AM
Can you post a picture of yourself and your girlfriend with the shaved twat for the sake of integrity, please?

That particular relationship didn't last long enough to result in the two of us getting pictures together.

How did that happen? Was she bad in the sack?

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #329 on: September 04, 2007, 06:25:00 AM »
Quote from: The_P on September 04, 2007, 05:57:39 AM
Quote from: Scraphemi on September 03, 2007, 06:56:00 PM
Quote from: The_P on August 26, 2007, 08:06:50 AM
Can you post a picture of yourself and your girlfriend with the shaved twat for the sake of integrity, please?

That particular relationship didn't last long enough to result in the two of us getting pictures together.

How did that happen? Was she bad in the sack?



Her pages stuck together.
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