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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #285 on: July 28, 2007, 02:48:30 PM »
Seems like we are on a similar footing religiously on organised religion. Do you follow a disorganised religion (for want of a better phrase), or are you totally non-thesitic. I have posted about 1000 posts now, so i have picked up things on most people.


I'm a non-practicing Pastafarian. Bless his Noodely Holyness, Flying Spaghetti Monster!!! :fsm:
That looks like something pulled out of a dirty persons bum! How much of the pasta do you eat?

How DARE you blashpheme against the creator of the Universe!!! FSM will smite you for this!!  ;)

* Flying Spagheti Monster  Spews forth a mighty stream of marinara sauce, drowning Hadron in a lake of Tomato puree, sweet basil and taragon leaves.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #286 on: July 28, 2007, 02:51:13 PM »
Seems like we are on a similar footing religiously on organised religion. Do you follow a disorganised religion (for want of a better phrase), or are you totally non-thesitic. I have posted about 1000 posts now, so i have picked up things on most people.


I'm a non-practicing Pastafarian. Bless his Noodely Holyness, Flying Spaghetti Monster!!! :fsm:
That looks like something pulled out of a dirty persons bum! How much of the pasta do you eat?

How DARE you blashpheme against the creator of the Universe!!! FSM will smite you for this!!  ;)

* Flying Spagheti Monster  Spews forth a mighty stream of marinara sauce, drowning Hadron in a lake of Tomato puree, sweet basil and taragon leaves.
  :laugh:
Gets Ahayes to come and do a mighty shit on scrap, before he can fire the pasta (oh i do need to go an ghey him again  ;) )

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #287 on: July 28, 2007, 04:47:15 PM »
i may already know this, but can't remember - how old are you, screap?

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #288 on: July 28, 2007, 04:56:46 PM »
i may already know this, but can't remember - how old are you, screap?

It's in the calendar. I'm 35. Do you know any single 14 yr olds?? :smarty: :razz:

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #289 on: July 30, 2007, 10:31:30 AM »
i may already know this, but can't remember - how old are you, screap?

It's in the calendar. I'm 35. Do you know any single 14 yr olds?? :smarty: :razz:

Refer the males to him,
and I'll 'groom' the young ladies.

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #290 on: July 31, 2007, 10:32:53 PM »
i may already know this, but can't remember - how old are you, screap?

It's in the calendar. I'm 35. Do you know any single 14 yr olds?? :smarty: :razz:

Refer the males to him,
and I'll 'groom' the young ladies.

Nice try, I don't think so though......

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #291 on: July 31, 2007, 10:34:35 PM »
i may already know this, but can't remember - how old are you, screap?

It's in the calendar. I'm 35. Do you know any single 14 yr olds?? :smarty: :razz:


eeeewwwww.

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #292 on: July 31, 2007, 10:36:39 PM »
i may already know this, but can't remember - how old are you, screap?

It's in the calendar. I'm 35. Do you know any single 14 yr olds?? :smarty: :razz:


eeeewwwww.

That was meant to be as creepy as Michael Jackson in an orphanage.  :laugh:

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #293 on: July 31, 2007, 10:38:21 PM »
i may already know this, but can't remember - how old are you, screap?

It's in the calendar. I'm 35. Do you know any single 14 yr olds?? :smarty: :razz:


eeeewwwww.

That was meant to be as creepy as Michael Jackson in an orphanage.  :laugh:


then you succeeded in your goal.

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #294 on: July 31, 2007, 10:42:36 PM »
i may already know this, but can't remember - how old are you, screap?

It's in the calendar. I'm 35. Do you know any single 14 yr olds?? :smarty: :razz:


eeeewwwww.

That was meant to be as creepy as Michael Jackson in an orphanage.  :laugh:


then you succeeded in your goal.

I try to strive for lofty heights.  :shamone:

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #295 on: July 31, 2007, 10:46:23 PM »
i may already know this, but can't remember - how old are you, screap?

It's in the calendar. I'm 35. Do you know any single 14 yr olds?? :smarty: :razz:


eeeewwwww.

That was meant to be as creepy as Michael Jackson in an orphanage.  :laugh:


then you succeeded in your goal.

I try to strive for lofty heights.  :shamone:

dance, Magic, dance.

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #296 on: August 01, 2007, 02:11:10 PM »
i may already know this, but can't remember - how old are you, screap?

It's in the calendar. I'm 35. Do you know any single 14 yr olds?? :smarty: :razz:

Refer the males to him,
and I'll 'groom' the young ladies.

Nice try, I don't think so though......

Ah, that's right. Good old Julius was into
OLDER men. I forgot.

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #297 on: August 04, 2007, 05:11:52 AM »

Why did you give yourself negative Hemi-karma?

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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #298 on: August 04, 2007, 09:20:15 PM »

Why did you give yourself negative Hemi-karma?

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I was trying to make it easier to stay there, because I can't be gheyed down from it. (I gave myself maximun negative karma, the just enough positive to make it -hemi

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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #299 on: August 04, 2007, 09:54:27 PM »
When was the last time you got lucky?  In a physical sense.