You better not ask me shit!!!

[Calandale]

Why am I horny?

[McGiver]

you are an ex GI and you love drag racing.

what about this?

So my name would be Mindi Falcon??

pawned.

i can't believe you sat through that flaming lunatics story.

Meh! It was more interesting than MrsMark's visit. 

too true.

[Scrapheap]

Why am I horny?

I won't touch that with a 10 foot pole.

[DirtDawg]

Why am I horny?

I won't touch that with a 10 foot pole.

It's their ten foot poles that girls are using to leave those little circles on you.

[Scrapheap]

Why am I horny?

I won't touch that with a 10 foot pole.

It's their ten foot poles that girls are using to leave those little circles on you.

I thought those were left by the Northern Pacific Deck Pecker.

[Eclair]

Have you ever fantasised about owning a particular car and then managed to buy it?

What type of car was it?

[Scrapheap]

Have you ever fantasised about owning a particular car and then managed to buy it?

What type of car was it?

Yeah, I always wanted to buy a Fuel Injected Super/Comp Dragster. I bought one a couple years ago...... $25,000 later, I'm getting it finished up to start racing it.

[Eclair]

Have you ever fantasised about owning a particular car and then managed to buy it?

What type of car was it?

Yeah, I always wanted to buy a Fuel Injected Super/Comp Dragster. I bought one a couple years ago...... $25,000 later, I'm getting it finished up to start racing it.

What colour is it, or what colour will it be?

[Scrapheap]

Grey with blue and green graphics.

[Eclair]

Grey with blue and green graphics.

Do you smell primarily of a combination of grease and degreaser?
And, do your hands have permanent black grease marks of some description around the nails?

[Scrapheap]

Grey with blue and green graphics.

Do you smell primarily of a combination of grease and degreaser?
And, do your hands have permanent black grease marks of some description around the nails?

No, I'm a CNC machinist, not a mechanic.

[Eclair]

Grey with blue and green graphics.

Do you smell primarily of a combination of grease and degreaser?
And, do your hands have permanent black grease marks of some description around the nails?

No, I'm a CNC machinist, not a mechanic.

CNC?  Don't know what that is.  What to CNC machinists smell like then?

[Scrapheap]

Computer Numericaly Controlled.

The only smell you get from that, is from the water-based cutting fluid.

[Eclair]

Computer Numericaly Controlled.

The only smell you get from that, is from the water-based cutting fluid.

OK, I googled it.

Although I found some site called "Tooling University", that cracked me up.

[Eclair]

Do you hate cats?