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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #390 on: May 05, 2013, 04:35:32 PM »
Scrap, how are you currently earning a living?
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #391 on: May 06, 2013, 01:37:22 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 05, 2013, 04:35:32 PM
Scrap, how are you currently earning a living?

Side jobs.

Cash under the table.

Why do you ask??
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #392 on: May 06, 2013, 08:10:16 AM »
They are hiring 200 emergency guards on the port of LA/LB
They get $25 plus per hour.
When they get full time status they join the union and make over $100 k
Full health, mental and dental insurance
401k
Pension

What you need:
Card guard
CPR certification

Send in a postcard.


Google it for further details.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #393 on: May 06, 2013, 09:17:52 AM »
Scrap. How'd you get your rugged good looks? What are your beauty secrets?
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #394 on: May 07, 2013, 09:29:21 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 06, 2013, 08:10:16 AM
They are hiring 200 emergency guards on the port of LA/LB
They get $25 plus per hour.
When they get full time status they join the union and make over $100 k
Full health, mental and dental insurance
401k
Pension

What you need:
Card guard
CPR certification

Send in a postcard.


Google it for further details.

Thanks for the offer but I have a few spots on my record and I doubt they'd take me.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #395 on: May 07, 2013, 09:30:53 AM »
Quote from: El-Presidente on May 06, 2013, 09:17:52 AM
Scrap. How'd you get your rugged good looks? What are your beauty secrets?

Chronic, Belgian Ale, Single Malt Scotch and plenty of sex.  8)
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #396 on: May 07, 2013, 09:45:25 AM »
But you are white in America.  You must have really fucked up to have a record.
What did you do?
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #397 on: May 07, 2013, 09:48:01 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 07, 2013, 09:45:25 AM
But you are white in America.  You must have really fucked up to have a record.
What did you do?

Owning guns while in California.  :grrr:
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #398 on: May 07, 2013, 09:51:54 AM »
Will that keep you from getting a TWIC card?
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #399 on: May 07, 2013, 09:56:25 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 07, 2013, 09:51:54 AM
Will that keep you from getting a TWIC card?

IDK.

I have an unlicensed concealed carry and a unlawful discharge on my record.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #400 on: May 07, 2013, 10:31:40 AM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on May 07, 2013, 09:56:25 AM
Quote from: McJagger on May 07, 2013, 09:51:54 AM
Will that keep you from getting a TWIC card?

IDK.

I have an unlicensed concealed carry and a unlawful discharge on my record.
did this happen in the same incident? We're you intoxicated a the time?  How long ago?
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« Reply #401 on: May 07, 2013, 12:13:40 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 07, 2013, 10:31:40 AM
did this happen in the same incident? We're you intoxicated a the time?  How long ago?

No, no and the first one was in early 2004, the second was late 2007.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #402 on: May 07, 2013, 12:15:36 PM »
We're you convicted?  Jail time? Fine?
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« Reply #403 on: May 07, 2013, 12:22:33 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 07, 2013, 12:15:36 PM
We're you convicted?  Jail time? Fine?

Had to pay fines both times. Didn't do jail time luckily.
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Re: You better not ask me shit!!!
« Reply #404 on: May 08, 2013, 03:20:10 PM »
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Can you do this, military man? I can last in that postion for two minutes, since I'm a beginner.

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/mahler19abig.jpg
can you do it with a boner?

I can do it with a boner'

I can do it with a guy named Homer.

I can do it in a boat,

I can do it with a goat.

I can do this exercise, yes I can,

I can do it Sam, I am.

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