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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2011, 03:30:04 PM »
I use condoms every time I have sex. I buy them by the gross. :)

And they all get used in one session?  :zoinks:

 :lol:

no one would have expected any less of you sea tart.


I'm actually a virgin  :angel:










Maybe we should photoshop pea's nudes and put scrap's head onto his willy.

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so... im a virgin too, does not meen you cant use condoms... wank with one on. put one over a dildo... not that anyone would want to with the loss of sensitivity and all...

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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2011, 04:16:36 PM »
I use condoms every time I have sex. I buy them by the gross. :)

And they all get used in one session?  :zoinks:

 :lol:

no one would have expected any less of you sea tart.


I'm actually a virgin  :angel:










Maybe we should photoshop pea's nudes and put scrap's head onto his willy.

:rofl:

so... im a virgin too, does not meen you cant use condoms... wank with one on. put one over a dildo... not that anyone would want to with the loss of sensitivity and all...

Lol , I think I'd rather wait till sex before the condoms come out thanks.  :laugh:
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2011, 07:54:45 PM »
Nope, never.

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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2011, 02:31:08 AM »
Yeah.

I hate the idea of getting an STD, and I hate even more the idea of getting pregnant, and the Pill gives me awful cramps and projectile vomiting.

If I was in a relationship I'd probably consider getting an IUD or something along those lines.

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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2011, 04:45:47 PM »
What did you expect COND-AAAMS

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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2011, 04:51:38 PM »
Nope, never.

Did you get something that made your dick turn green and fall off??  :o  :o  :o

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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2011, 05:09:15 PM »
Nope, never.

Did you get something that made your dick turn green and fall off??  :o  :o  :o

Not yet.  We are trying for our second kid so condoms defeat the purpose.  Before that we relied on The Pill.

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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2011, 05:35:34 PM »
Nope, never.

Did you get something that made your dick turn green and fall off??  :o  :o  :o

Not yet.  We are trying for our second kid so condoms defeat the purpose.  Before that we relied on The Pill.

good luck, i hope he does not turn out like me or youll have your hands full!

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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2011, 07:41:57 PM »
Nope, never.

Did you get something that made your dick turn green and fall off??  :o  :o  :o

Not yet.  We are trying for our second kid so condoms defeat the purpose.  Before that we relied on The Pill.

good luck, i hope he does not turn out like me or youll have your hands full!

It's not hands they are trying to get full  :orly:
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2011, 08:22:39 PM »
never used one.
didnt "get lucky" tons of times either tho,
and not using one was never some intentional planned thing, more like just a heat-of-the-moment thing

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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2011, 06:23:41 AM »
Have used them, never really liked them. If I can avoid using them without worrying about an STD or getting pregnant, I won't use them. Dislike the feeling of the rubber a lot.
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2011, 07:11:26 AM »
Always hated them have not had to use on in almost twenty years and hope to never have to again
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2011, 09:44:14 AM »
I think my condoms are probably all well past their use-by date by now.

*Checks*

Yep, the last of them expired in August, 2009.
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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2011, 09:46:35 AM »
I think my condoms are probably all well past their use-by date by now.

*Checks*

Yep, the last of them expired in August, 2009.

I have one I found in a tool box I bought that is from the 1950's still sealed in it's little box :LOL:

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Re: Condoms or no?
« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2011, 09:55:57 AM »
 :lol:  prophylactics is a word i haven't heard for ages
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