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Offline Zippo

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the mouse and the shotgun.
« on: March 20, 2011, 02:04:48 PM »
as i lay awake in bed
i hear little pitter patters all around my head
a mice all around are all i hear
the scary noises make me jump in fear
so i get out my Remington 870 express
and hope those mice want to be one of gods guests

GAH I GOT MORE OF THE BLOODY CUTE RODENTS IN MY ROOM...
looks like its time to bust out the traps again, i think the rain drove them in... been rainin here non-stop
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: the mouse and the shotgun.
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2011, 02:09:50 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on March 20, 2011, 02:04:48 PM
as i lay awake in bed
i hear little pitter patters all around my head
a mice all around are all i hear
the scary noises make me jump in fear
so i get out my Remington 870 express
and hope those mice want to be one of gods guests

GAH I GOT MORE OF THE BLOODY CUTE RODENTS IN MY ROOM...
looks like its time to bust out the traps again, i think the rain drove them in... been rainin here non-stop

They are not so cute when they start weeing in your cupboards.

Rain brings em in and they'll be rooting in your nice warm house, makin baybeeeez!
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Re: the mouse and the shotgun.
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2011, 02:11:48 PM »
thats why we must nutur them all!.... preferably with 12g slugs
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!
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