why are people SO annoyed by complaining?

["couldbecousin"]

We should make more threads about the universe

  Then we can move on to the multiverse. 

[ZEGH8578]

You can't handle the multiverse!

["couldbecousin"]

You can't handle the multiverse!

  I'm every Weeble. It's all in me.

[ZEGH8578]

Since in a multiverse, infinite possibilities manifest as a pure matter of time, we can assume that every single second of our lives exist infinitely, in pasts, futures and presents - my point here is

at every moment in our existence, there's the possibility of a sudden stroke, or a trip-and-fall causing permanent brain damage

:V

Think about that! :V

["couldbecousin"]

Since in a multiverse, infinite possibilities manifest as a pure matter of time, we can assume that every single second of our lives exist infinitely, in pasts, futures and presents - my point here is

at every moment in our existence, there's the possibility of a sudden stroke, or a trip-and-fall causing permanent brain damage

:V

Think about that! :V

  You know what your problem is?  You're just too damn positive. 

[ZEGH8578]

I have to be!
I just can't get around this, okay, look - - - - look

We exist right?
But we're lame.

As a whole, like, you know - humanity, we overconsume, overproduce, watch us do this, write books about how we keep doing it - in the books it says "we watch ourselves write books, but cant stop it. you cant stop yourself from reading it! help! heeelp!"

we're fuckin trapped!
what the hell, man, like seriously - and then what do we do!?

We make movies, and write books, about awesome people being awesome, only eating an apple, riding horses, battling monsters, saving humanity over and over and over, WHY CAN'T WE BE THAT!?
instead!
And I mean - ride like it mattered, like... like exactly IN the movies, nothing like "but in reality that - " no, that's my point, reality is lame as hell, and it always leads us right up to THIS - and what is THIS!? Mickey Mouse and Donald goddamn Duck!? NO!
Perpetual horseriding!!!
Like in the fuckin movies!
What universe is that in!?
WHERE DO THEY HAVE THAT WHILE WE HAVE THIS CRAP!?

War in the middle east!? OH IT MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IDUNNO *checks tv* EXTREMISTS! While they have ELVES, because we thought of it, because now it's an option, because now all another universe has to do is acomodate for that, just make it happen, just like we happened from lizards, and now we do THIS - THIS shit, THIS all of it, stuff like "Rick and Morty" - have you seen that? They too toy around with the idea of multiverses, can you believe how insane things get!?
So - in our multiverse atoms aligned in such a way as to manifest self-observation from the multiverses point of view, where this self-observation then proposed to re-create - aligning atoms at its own will - to create a visual representation of multiverses and their own self-observations, just the fact that I'm talking about Rick and Morty talking about multiverses IN this very multiverse, manifested as beings by its very own energy materialized as what we call atoms

See how lame it gets!? See how unlucky we are!?
See how much better they have it, where all they do is ride horses in the sunset!?

["couldbecousin"]

  To quote the old Tuborg beer commercial, which I failed to find online ...

  "No jocks ... no jokes ... no cowboys ... no horses ... no mountains ...
      no sunsets ... no songs ... no tricks ... no gimmicks."   

[ZEGH8578]

ikr

[Al Swearegen]

ikr

STOP IT CAT!!! YOU DON'T LIKE WATER OR WATERMELON. STOP BEING WEIRD!!!

['andersom']

My late cat Pius was an ardent lover of melon. He'd kill for a piece.

[Al Swearegen]

My late cat Pius was an ardent lover of melon. He'd kill for a piece.

Did he like it enough to push a whole watermelon out of a lake though?

[ZEGH8578]

My late cat Pius was an ardent lover of melon. He'd kill for a piece.

Did he like it enough to push a whole watermelon out of a lake though?

Are you getting confused at who you're arguing, who you're not, and who you're being humorous and light-hearted with? Remember, I'm on good terms with everyone in here, so you'll have to fine tune your "subtle" jabs at me finer and finer, so not to cause too much disruption in other threads (you haven't been too careful with that, ending up sabotaging threads that had nothing to do with me. I'm glad you took my consideration (in PM) to leave other people out of this). Consider it a personal challenge.

[Al Swearegen]

My late cat Pius was an ardent lover of melon. He'd kill for a piece.

Did he like it enough to push a whole watermelon out of a lake though?

Are you getting confused at who you're arguing, who you're not, and who you're being humorous and light-hearted with? Remember, I'm on good terms with everyone in here, so you'll have to fine tune your "subtle" jabs at me finer and finer, so not to cause too much disruption in other threads (you haven't been too careful with that, ending up sabotaging threads that had nothing to do with me. I'm glad you took my consideration (in PM) to leave other people out of this). Consider it a personal challenge.

I can hardly wait until Deadpool comes out. Its rare that my daughter and I have a movie that we both like. It is something we are both pretty excited by

[ZEGH8578]

My late cat Pius was an ardent lover of melon. He'd kill for a piece.

Did he like it enough to push a whole watermelon out of a lake though?

Are you getting confused at who you're arguing, who you're not, and who you're being humorous and light-hearted with? Remember, I'm on good terms with everyone in here, so you'll have to fine tune your "subtle" jabs at me finer and finer, so not to cause too much disruption in other threads (you haven't been too careful with that, ending up sabotaging threads that had nothing to do with me. I'm glad you took my consideration (in PM) to leave other people out of this). Consider it a personal challenge.

I can hardly wait until Deadpool comes out. Its rare that my daughter and I have a movie that we both like. It is something we are both pretty excited by

[Al Swearegen]