I have evil Pm's

[Squidusa]

 :lol:


Most of them from CBC 

["couldbecousin"]

I have only ever PM'd you with wholesome, spiritually uplifting advice. 

[Squidusa]

I have only ever PM'd you with wholesome, spiritually uplifting advice. 

and N00d's of certain members Catholic prayers 

["couldbecousin"]

I have only ever PM'd you with wholesome, spiritually uplifting advice. 

and N00d's of certain members Catholic prayers 

And prayers, yes. I only want what is best for you! 

[Squidusa]

I have only ever PM'd you with wholesome, spiritually uplifting advice. 

and N00d's of certain members Catholic prayers 

And prayers, yes. I only want what is best for you! 

 

BTW , is it just me or does the title of this thread look dangerously close to Evil PMS? ,
Poor Elle she gets such a bad press 

[ZEGH8578]

if nobody pm's you anymore ever, and you carry that pm-count to your grave, you will be next in line for the dark prince's throne

granted, you must do the Unholy Blood Ritual first, in which you need
2 dl fresh human semen
1 dl of menstruation blood from a prepubecent goat
rooster testicles (they exist, they carry them internally)
and a golden Sigil of Asmodeus

this has to be pure gold, and 7x7 metres exactly

Wait untill the moon is full, then at exactly 00:00 you will ingest the blood, and the semen simultaneously, while positioned exactly at the dead centre of the sigil, with the rooster testicles implanted inside your own (for women, the labia majora will suffice)

once the ritual is done, simply wait for your death, and youll be good to go

good luck!

[Queen Victoria]

if nobody pm's you anymore ever, and you carry that pm-count to your grave, you will be next in line for the dark prince's throne

granted, you must do the Unholy Blood Ritual first, in which you need
2 dl fresh human semen
1 dl of menstruation blood from a prepubecent goat
rooster testicles (they exist, they carry them internally)
and a golden Sigil of Asmodeus

this has to be pure gold, and 7x7 metres exactly

Wait untill the moon is full, then at exactly 00:00 you will ingest the blood, and the semen simultaneously, while positioned exactly at the dead centre of the sigil, with the rooster testicles implanted inside your own (for women, the labia majora will suffice)

once the ritual is done, simply wait for your death, and youll be good to go

good luck!

Thank heavens my coronation wasn't so gruesome.  And it certainly had more pomp and circumstance and better dresses!

[ZEGH8578]

gruesome?
but its the unholy blood ritual of our darkest of lords, the prince of eternal slumber

hail satan!

[Squidusa]

if nobody pm's you anymore ever, and you carry that pm-count to your grave, you will be next in line for the dark prince's throne

granted, you must do the Unholy Blood Ritual first, in which you need
2 dl fresh human semen
1 dl of menstruation blood from a prepubecent goat
rooster testicles (they exist, they carry them internally)
and a golden Sigil of Asmodeus

this has to be pure gold, and 7x7 metres exactly

Wait untill the moon is full, then at exactly 00:00 you will ingest the blood, and the semen simultaneously, while positioned exactly at the dead centre of the sigil, with the rooster testicles implanted inside your own (for women, the labia majora will suffice)

once the ritual is done, simply wait for your death, and youll be good to go

good luck!

That's just a regular saturday night for me 

But anyway , I'm next in line for Ruler of the sea once that old bastard Poseidon pops his clogs , that's far more glamorous than ruler of hell

Feel free to do the blood ritual yourself though 

[ZEGH8578]

what, splish-splashing in water beats ruling HELL!?

well, you ARE a squid :/

[Squidusa]

what, splish-splashing in water beats ruling HELL!?

well, you ARE a squid :/

Exactly , molten lava and intense heat doesn't mix well with cephalopods 

[ZEGH8578]

what, splish-splashing in water beats ruling HELL!?

well, you ARE a squid :/

Exactly , molten lava and intense heat doesn't mix well with cephalopods 

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

say what
why dont you roll yourself in butter, and come down here for a quick visit :9

[Squidusa]

what, splish-splashing in water beats ruling HELL!?

well, you ARE a squid :/

Exactly , molten lava and intense heat doesn't mix well with cephalopods 

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

say what
why dont you roll yourself in butter, and come down here for a quick visit :9

No. 

[ZEGH8578]

*hitchcock music*

[Squidusa]

*cock*

How thoughtful of you!

If you're going to post it I think you should visit Eclair's thread though