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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #60 on: April 11, 2011, 08:23:45 PM »
kind of ? even *I* am grossed out :D

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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #61 on: April 11, 2011, 08:44:18 PM »
I was trying to help ZEGH with his search for the picture of the duck penis, but I also found the Donald Duck one and thought it was funny.

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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #62 on: April 11, 2011, 08:48:33 PM »
I was trying to help ZEGH with his search for the picture of the duck penis, but I also found the Donald Duck one and thought it was funny.

Does your husband ever use your computer? You search for a lot of odd topics. :laugh:
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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #63 on: April 12, 2011, 06:10:15 AM »
I was trying to help ZEGH with his search for the picture of the duck penis, but I also found the Donald Duck one and thought it was funny.

Does your husband ever use your computer? You search for a lot of odd topics. :laugh:

He has two Apple computers of his own, so he uses mine only if he needs to check something in Vista.

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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #64 on: April 12, 2011, 09:48:09 AM »
I was trying to help ZEGH with his search for the picture of the duck penis, but I also found the Donald Duck one and thought it was funny.

Does your husband ever use your computer? You search for a lot of odd topics. :laugh:

He has two Apple computers of his own, so he uses mine only if he needs to check something in Vista.

It would be fun to see his reaction to your odd searches. :laugh:
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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #65 on: April 12, 2011, 12:44:32 PM »
:LMAO:

I found this interesting article about waterfowl penes, with a picture of a mallard penis and a mallard vagina:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18405734/HowardWantedForQuestioning



Was this the duck penis you saw?

What is what?

And remember....somewhere in the world THIS probably is a delicacy.
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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #66 on: April 12, 2011, 01:21:36 PM »
Seriously, was this the image you found?



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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #67 on: April 12, 2011, 01:37:22 PM »
Why do my ears pop really badly when I'm shocked?

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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #68 on: April 12, 2011, 01:48:12 PM »
:LMAO:

I found this interesting article about waterfowl penes, with a picture of a mallard penis and a mallard vagina:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18405734/HowardWantedForQuestioning



Was this the duck penis you saw?

What is what?

And remember....somewhere in the world THIS probably is a delicacy.

The one on the top right is a male Mallard's penis and the one on the bottom left is a female Mallard's vagina.

Here's the caption for the picture:

This image shows the genitals of the mallard — female vagina on the left, male phallus on the right — with the size bar at the top representing 2 centimeters. An escalating sexual arms race between male and female mallards has resulted in increasingly longer phalluses and ever more elaborate vaginas.

The article discusses how female waterfowl developed more complicated vaginas to ensure that the males that fathered their offspring were the ones the females wanted, as opposed to waterfowl rapists.  The male waterfowl that rape females evolved longer penes.
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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #69 on: April 12, 2011, 03:06:39 PM »
That's why I don't believe in weapons. It leads to arms race.
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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #70 on: April 12, 2011, 03:07:10 PM »
Why do my ears pop really badly when I'm shocked?

Does it have to do with you dropping your jaw?
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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #71 on: April 12, 2011, 03:21:14 PM »
I hadn't thought of that lol, I probably have done that every time it's happened actually,coz it has also happened when there'#s been a goal while I'm watching football or when te dog's done something bad and I've shouted

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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #72 on: April 12, 2011, 08:04:23 PM »
That's why I don't believe in weapons. It leads to arms race.

A penis is not an arm, Stalin. Learn anatomy.  :hahaha:
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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #73 on: April 13, 2011, 02:09:32 AM »
I hadn't thought of that lol, I probably have done that every time it's happened actually,coz it has also happened when there'#s been a goal while I'm watching football or when te dog's done something bad and I've shouted

thanks

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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #74 on: April 13, 2011, 02:10:20 AM »
That's why I don't believe in weapons. It leads to arms race.

A penis is not an arm, Stalin. Learn anatomy.  :hahaha:

But they can easily be mistaken for one another?  ;D
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