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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #45 on: April 08, 2011, 04:00:12 AM »
A few male birds have cocks, but most of them don't, yes.

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« Reply #46 on: April 08, 2011, 04:31:19 PM »
So basically you can consider most of them lesbians.....what with the rubbing of the holes....
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« Reply #47 on: April 09, 2011, 02:25:19 AM »
In a Newtonian universe where laws of physics always apply, how can man have free will ?


Kant wrote an entire book about this. Anyone have the answer ?
I do it by ignoring Kant.  :zoinks:

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« Reply #48 on: April 09, 2011, 02:48:22 AM »
In a Newtonian universe where laws of physics always apply, how can man have free will ?


Kant wrote an entire book about this. Anyone have the answer ?
I do it by ignoring Kant.  :zoinks:

Do you do that using your free will?

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« Reply #49 on: April 09, 2011, 02:56:45 AM »
In a Newtonian universe where laws of physics always apply, how can man have free will ?


Kant wrote an entire book about this. Anyone have the answer ?
I do it by ignoring Kant.  :zoinks:

Do you do that using your free will?
Yes, Yahweh gave me free will (according to his adherents anyway). I therefore feel free to ignore Yahweh for being an asshole, and I ignore Kant because I believe a can do attitude is better than Kant.  :2thumbsup: :viking:

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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #50 on: April 11, 2011, 02:16:57 PM »
ive seen a duck w a boner.

google image doesnt find anything tho, as it shows only 1 single photo of a duck-penis EVER, and its a freak-of-nature example longer than the duck itself.
the one i saw was maybe 3 cm's long...

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THANK YOU GOOGLE, for being of absolutely no help, whatsoever.

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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #53 on: April 11, 2011, 02:26:54 PM »
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When Stalin asks, you answer

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« Reply #54 on: April 11, 2011, 07:18:45 PM »
I had some gobshite try to argue a more pretentious version of "I think, therefore I am". Basically was that if he thought something was true, it *was* factually true and it can not be contested, along with people having free will etc. Subjectivity simply didn't exist, nothing conflicted. He also claimed that irrationality does can not exist, only appears irrational if you're not intelligent enough to deciper it etc. etc. etc.

Despite hours of us spewing shit and the odd "you're a retard" towards me, he pulled the QED bullshit and fucked off. If anything he only proved that he had some weird god-complex and in general a complete cunt. It was fun, though. :zoinks:
« Last Edit: April 11, 2011, 07:20:48 PM by Schleed »

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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #55 on: April 11, 2011, 08:05:28 PM »
ive seen a duck w a boner.

google image doesnt find anything tho, as it shows only 1 single photo of a duck-penis EVER, and its a freak-of-nature example longer than the duck itself.
the one i saw was maybe 3 cm's long...

once more

THANK YOU GOOGLE, for being of absolutely no help, whatsoever.


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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #56 on: April 11, 2011, 08:07:14 PM »
Seriously, was this the image you found?


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« Reply #57 on: April 11, 2011, 08:09:21 PM »
You know, I bet there are some people who get off to that ^^^ shit. I hower just lost my horny. But, at least I dont feel so bad for getting off to human furniture. I guess I should ask a question huh. Any furries on I2 ?

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Re: Ask anything
« Reply #58 on: April 11, 2011, 08:17:40 PM »
:LMAO:

I found this interesting article about waterfowl penes, with a picture of a mallard penis and a mallard vagina:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18405734/HowardWantedForQuestioning



Was this the duck penis you saw?

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« Reply #59 on: April 11, 2011, 08:20:41 PM »
This had turned kind of eeeeewwww.