Some of my favourite TG quotesClarkson"The only person to look good in the back of a four seater convertable was Hitler"
"This being a new series of top gear. we thought we try out a new presenter, Ok.
He's called James May and on the evidence of what we're about to see, he is a blithering idiot."
"I hate car journeys, they're so mind crushingly boring, but after 6 hrs and 330 miles in the Jag,
i was relaxed, no matter what the irritation."
"as something to live with every day, I'd rather have bird flu." re corvette z06
"It’s like Gerard Depardieu – slightly swollen middle, broken nose but there are hidden talents.
And it’s not just me who likes it.
Everybody here likes it.
And the people who like it most of all, are the family of Albanians, that I inadvertadly brought back into Britain in each of the wheel arches.
They’ve written to me to say that it will always hold a special place in their heart.” on the citroen berlingo
“It looks like an ugly snake that swallowed a wardrobe”. on the toyota yaris
"You can also buy it as a Diesel, if you're the type of person who thinks the Mona Lisa should have a Mustache."
May"It's like a supermodel smoking a pipe, its just wrong'' referring to diesel convertibles
"Oh Cock" then later "permission to say cock"
Hamster"The Mercedes G Wagen AMG 55. It's hilarious.
It's a bit like those stories you hear about a 21 year old lap dancer marrying an 86 year old billionaire.
It doesn't sound natural but lets face it, they're both gonna have a great time. "
"It's got two knobs! Well....three if you include the one who bought it!"
in response to May's Fiat Panda
"
Understeer is when you're going along and you turn a corner, the car goes straight on hits a tree ...and you die.
Now
oversteer is when you come to a corner, the back comes round - you hit a tree..... and you die.
The thing to remember is that Oversteer is best because then you don't see the tree that kills you! "
"Wow! A TVR band! So presumably they play really loud, really fast and then burst into flames! "
