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Inappropriate behaviour with a Twinkie
« on: March 09, 2011, 11:15:38 PM »
My son's 2 friends just got a week of ASD (after school dentention) for making gestures with a Twinkie to another student in the lunchroom.   :wanker:

Principle questioned mine as well, screamed at the other 2 until both were in tears and called their parents in for a conference. :facepalm2:

They're 12...FFS.

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Re: Inappropriate behaviour with a Twinkie
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2011, 11:24:15 PM »
I drew willies all over my textbooks when I was 12. Just curisoity along with juvenile humour, I don't see the big fuss about it.

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Re: Inappropriate behaviour with a Twinkie
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2011, 06:23:13 AM »
Mine got suspended when he was 12 for having a laser pointer not for shining in in anyone's eyes just for having it  :screwy:  They seem to have lost the ability to just tell people to stop or put that away.
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Re: Inappropriate behaviour with a Twinkie
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2011, 06:31:34 AM »
My son's 2 friends just got a week of ASD (after school dentention) for making gestures with a Twinkie to another student in the lunchroom.   :wanker:

Principle questioned mine as well, screamed at the other 2 until both were in tears and called their parents in for a conference. :facepalm2:

They're 12...FFS.

FFS indeed, they're 12, they're supposed  to be juvenile and obnoxious and get eyerolls from the girls. So ridiculous.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Inappropriate behaviour with a Twinkie
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2011, 06:37:41 AM »
My son's 2 friends just got a week of ASD (after school dentention) for making gestures with a Twinkie to another student in the lunchroom.   :wanker:

Principle questioned mine as well, screamed at the other 2 until both were in tears and called their parents in for a conference. :facepalm2:

They're 12...FFS.

I should add that's it's a good thing you explained that "ASD," in this post, means "afterschool detention"
and not "autistic spectrum disorder." I can picture a wave of hysteria that might have ensued had some lurker
stumbled on this thread..."OMG, Twinkies cause autism!"  :GA:




Edited numerous times because I get spazzy about spacing the lines in a way that pleases my eyes.  :asthing:
« Last Edit: March 10, 2011, 07:02:23 AM by couldbecousin »
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Re: Inappropriate behaviour with a Twinkie
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2011, 06:52:51 AM »
My son's 2 friends just got a week of ASD (after school dentention) for making gestures with a Twinkie to another student in the lunchroom.   :wanker:

Principle questioned mine as well, screamed at the other 2 until both were in tears and called their parents in for a conference. :facepalm2:

They're 12...FFS.

I should add that's it's a good thing you explained that "ASD," in this post,
means "afterschool detention" and not "autistic spectrum disorder."
I can picture a wave of hysteria that might have ensued had some lurker
stumbled on this thread..."OMG, Twinkies cause autism!"  :GA:

My son had to explain it to me. :laugh:   He kept telling me they got "ASD", I was  :dunno:.

Fear the Twinkie. :zombiefuck:

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Re: Inappropriate behaviour with a Twinkie
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2011, 08:13:11 AM »
Fear the Twinkie. :zombiefuck:

FEAR THE TWINKIE!



 :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:


And incase you were wondering that's Jenny McCarthy with the ":aff:" face  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Inappropriate behaviour with a Twinkie
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2011, 08:19:24 AM »
so.....twinkie is a willy????


two boys got into trouble  for drawing some willys  -  crazy! :scratchhead:
blah blah blah

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Re: Inappropriate behaviour with a Twinkie
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2011, 08:34:06 AM »
so.....twinkie is a willy????


two boys got into trouble  for drawing some willys  -  crazy! :scratchhead:

Twinkies are the American snack cake pictured in Squiddy's post above. The kids apparently
got in trouble for gesturing at some other kids as if the Twinkies were actual willys.   :dunno:
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Re: Inappropriate behaviour with a Twinkie
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2011, 09:17:56 AM »
Worse things in the world for your little boy to get in trouble about.
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Re: Inappropriate behaviour with a Twinkie
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2011, 09:40:18 AM »
ah i see,  so pretending his twinkie was a winkie
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Re: Inappropriate behaviour with a Twinkie
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2011, 11:59:15 AM »
Fear the Twinkie. :zombiefuck:

FEAR THE TWINKIE!



 :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:


And incase you were wondering that's Jenny McCarthy with the ":aff:" face  :zoinks:

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Re: Inappropriate behaviour with a Twinkie
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2011, 06:55:34 PM »
Fear the Twinkie. :zombiefuck:

FEAR THE TWINKIE!



 :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:


And incase you were wondering that's Jenny McCarthy with the ":aff:" face  :zoinks:


 :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :plus:

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Re: Inappropriate behaviour with a Twinkie
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2011, 08:45:35 PM »
oh man i love to get a women in bed and get my box of twin... oh thats not what this thread is about is it?...


My son's 2 friends just got a week of ASD (after school dentention) for making gestures with a Twinkie to another student in the lunchroom.   :wanker:

Principle questioned mine as well, screamed at the other 2 until both were in tears and called their parents in for a conference. :facepalm2:

They're 12...FFS.

well the school your son goes to sounds absolutely retarded... the principal should be shot multiple times and be replaced with a clown.
Fear the Twinkie. :zombiefuck:

FEAR THE TWINKIE!



 :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:


And incase you were wondering that's Jenny McCarthy with the ":aff:" face  :zoinks:

SO THATS WHY I HAVE ASD! my mom must have eated to many twinkies while pregnant with me.... or did she eat to many half naked women.... this poster is now confusing

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Re: Inappropriate behaviour with a Twinkie
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2011, 09:07:18 PM »
Is it too late to joke about the "squirting cream"? :zoinks: