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Re: What is the answer to lifes biggest question?
« Reply #30 on: May 28, 2013, 02:48:27 PM »
The answer to life's biggest question is:  The butler did it.
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Re: What is the answer to lifes biggest question?
« Reply #31 on: May 28, 2013, 03:27:23 PM »
If I wear a pasta strainer on my head shit can hit me in the head and I feel no pain, this is almost better than a rubber for protection
Don't you dare patent my idea because I plan on making big money with this
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Re: What is the answer to lifes biggest question?
« Reply #32 on: May 28, 2013, 05:11:27 PM »
If I wear a pasta strainer on my head shit can hit me in the head and I feel no pain, this is almost better than a rubber for protection
Don't you dare patent my idea because I plan on making big money with this

  But a pasta strainer offers no protection against pregnancy or STDs.  :nerd!:
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Re: What is the answer to lifes biggest question?
« Reply #33 on: May 28, 2013, 05:14:28 PM »
If I wear a pasta strainer on my head shit can hit me in the head and I feel no pain, this is almost better than a rubber for protection
Don't you dare patent my idea because I plan on making big money with this

  But a pasta strainer offers no protection against pregnancy or STDs.  :nerd!:

good catch,  I missed this one completely.    :penis:
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Re: What is the answer to lifes biggest question?
« Reply #34 on: May 28, 2013, 05:19:43 PM »
If I wear a pasta strainer on my head shit can hit me in the head and I feel no pain, this is almost better than a rubber for protection
Don't you dare patent my idea because I plan on making big money with this

  But a pasta strainer offers no protection against pregnancy or STDs.  :nerd!:

good catch,  I missed this one completely.    :penis:

  Thank you, Your Majesty!  Pasta strainers  :fsm:   everywhere breathe a sigh of relief!
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Re: What is the answer to lifes biggest question?
« Reply #35 on: May 28, 2013, 09:31:54 PM »
Find the nearest Chinese Food place...

Go for the Lo Mein!


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Re: What is the answer to lifes biggest question?
« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2017, 10:36:22 AM »
42 of course.   ::)

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Re: What is the answer to lifes biggest question?
« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2017, 10:56:59 AM »
There are no atheists when the toilet water is rising.
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Re: What is the answer to lifes biggest question?
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Re: What is the answer to lifes biggest question?
« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2017, 04:31:47 PM »
That may be the only esoteric knowledge ever encountered, which came along with absolutely no sense of envy for not understanding. :laugh: