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there is only one thing that I know of that makes a butt look frostedthat's nasty
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
oooh giant men. Imagine how big their dicks would beI remember years ago, before i had a good grasp of the metric system, i mentioned someones penis as being a meter long and it made chocolate milk come out of someones nose
I never did get a good grasp of the metric system. Think how easily I could be deceived on a dating site!
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well, what other than frosting is thick, white, comes out in spurts, and tastes better than marshmallows ?
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 08, 2011, 07:21:43 AMI never did get a good grasp of the metric system. Think how easily I could be deceived on a dating site! Me neither. And once I told someone something WAY off, alluding to the fact that I am 12 foot tall and weigh a few ton. I wonder why he stopped talking to me. hmmm.
Thats what I was afraid of Personally I have a massive issue with cum
Quote from: Sea Tart on March 08, 2011, 08:42:32 AMThats what I was afraid of Personally I have a massive issue with cum yeah, Ive got "issues" with cum too. lol. you should see the looks on the faces of the guys that I tell my "issues" toFirst shock, then wonder, then amazement, then they cant wait to get me alone
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
it's just great. I love that pearl juice. That's how I get most of my protien To be really really really nasty, yep I swallow it. Ive even played with freshly used condoms before.