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Offline Squidusa

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Re: life in a cage
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2011, 07:12:48 AM »
Quote from: eris on March 08, 2011, 07:10:21 AM
there is only one thing that I know of that makes a butt look frosted


that's nasty

Not sure if want to know. :aff:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: life in a cage
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2011, 07:15:17 AM »
well, what other than frosting is thick, white, comes out in spurts,  and tastes better than marshmallows ?
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Re: life in a cage
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2011, 07:21:43 AM »
Quote from: eris on March 08, 2011, 06:43:59 AM
oooh giant men. Imagine how big their dicks would be

I remember years ago, before i had a good grasp of the metric system, i mentioned someones penis as being a meter long and it made chocolate milk come out of someones nose :D

I never did get a good grasp of the metric system. Think how easily I could be deceived on a dating site!   :orly:
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Re: life in a cage
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2011, 07:22:38 AM »
BABY BATTER
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: life in a cage
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2011, 07:34:05 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 08, 2011, 07:21:43 AM
I never did get a good grasp of the metric system. Think how easily I could be deceived on a dating site!   :orly:


Me neither. And once I told someone something WAY off, alluding to the fact that I am 12 foot tall and weigh a few ton. I wonder why he stopped talking to me. hmmm.

Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 08, 2011, 07:22:38 AM
BABY BATTER

Wormgob
Fun-gel
Snakeflob
Shakygravy
Bonkjuice
Fuckslash
Whitespirit
Willymilk
Cuckoospit
Wet paint
Splashback
Gluepiss
manfoam
loveglug
Milk drink with juicy bits
Satan's Copydex
Fishdip
Fuck puppet grease
Cocksnot
baby formula
buttermilk clorox
hydrated loveflakes
Sextoplasm
White-tar heroin
100 million of my closest friends
twinkie residue
cream of purple mushroom soup
and my personal favorite - holy water
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Re: life in a cage
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2011, 07:36:38 AM »
Sextoplasm. :green:
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: life in a cage
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2011, 07:55:51 AM »
"When Capt'n Frostin' gets done with your hairy bingle-bangle, it's gonna look like a rat in a rainstorm!"

- random pervert in a chatoom


onward christian soldiers !!

Ive named this one Zebadiah, and this one Issac, this one Michael, and this one




I call him Jesus Jr


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Re: life in a cage
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2011, 08:17:34 AM »
Beware the mighty diviner. :laugh:
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: life in a cage
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2011, 08:42:32 AM »
Quote from: eris on March 08, 2011, 07:15:17 AM
well, what other than frosting is thick, white, comes out in spurts,  and tastes better than marshmallows ?

Thats what I was afraid of  :thumbdn:

Personally I have a massive issue with cum  :laugh:  :zombiefuck:

Quote from: eris on March 08, 2011, 07:34:05 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 08, 2011, 07:21:43 AM
I never did get a good grasp of the metric system. Think how easily I could be deceived on a dating site!   :orly:


Me neither. And once I told someone something WAY off, alluding to the fact that I am 12 foot tall and weigh a few ton. I wonder why he stopped talking to me. hmmm.

:rofl: , I lol''d at that

It's a shame he didn't like giantesses  :zoinks:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
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Re: life in a cage
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2011, 08:47:57 AM »
Quote from: Sea Tart on March 08, 2011, 08:42:32 AM

Thats what I was afraid of  :thumbdn:

Personally I have a massive issue with cum  :laugh:  :zombiefuck:

 


yeah, Ive got "issues" with cum too. lol. you should see the looks on the faces of the guys that I tell my "issues" to

First shock, then wonder, then amazement, then they cant wait to get me alone :)
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Re: life in a cage
« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2011, 09:05:07 AM »
Quote from: eris on March 08, 2011, 08:47:57 AM
Quote from: Sea Tart on March 08, 2011, 08:42:32 AM

Thats what I was afraid of  :thumbdn:

Personally I have a massive issue with cum  :laugh:  :zombiefuck:

 


yeah, Ive got "issues" with cum too. lol. you should see the looks on the faces of the guys that I tell my "issues" to

First shock, then wonder, then amazement, then they cant wait to get me alone :)


Now I'm curious about what your 'issues' are.  I had a partner who liked me to cum in her mouth and enjoyed swallowing it, but I found it a bit nasty.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: life in a cage
« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2011, 09:07:05 AM »
I loled. :orly:
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: life in a cage
« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2011, 09:13:13 AM »
it's just great. I love that pearl juice. That's how I get most of my protien :) To be really really really nasty, yep I swallow it. Ive even played with freshly used condoms before.
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Re: life in a cage
« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2011, 10:26:46 AM »
Quote from: eris on March 08, 2011, 09:13:13 AM
it's just great. I love that pearl juice. That's how I get most of my protien :) To be really really really nasty, yep I swallow it. Ive even played with freshly used condoms before.


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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: life in a cage
« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2011, 10:36:47 AM »
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