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The Briefcase
« on: March 05, 2011, 11:58:12 PM »
one of my best friends is a neverending well of awesome stories, i may drop some now and then, but one of the most classic moments was when he, and his psychotic pal made

The Briefcase

they brought it with them everywhere, for it contained everything they would ever need

it had:
1 copy of Mein Kampf (stolen from the public library)
1 0,5 litre bottle of dietylether
1 stick with a scalpel attached
1 crumpled lump of toilet paper, with dried semen on it

i expected piss and poop, but it didnt have that. there are other stories with both piss and poop involved, so, "stay tuned" i guess :]

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Re: The Briefcase
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2011, 04:00:01 AM »
was it a well made leather briefcase,  or was it shabby?
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Re: The Briefcase
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2011, 01:47:54 PM »
was it a well made leather briefcase,  or was it shabby?

it was like a neat little black office briefcase

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Re: The Briefcase
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2011, 08:26:50 AM »
This is an open and shut case then :zoinks:
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Re: The Briefcase
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2011, 09:09:50 AM »
Sounds like a  :viking: briefcase.