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Offline VenatorDraconum

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Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #225 on: August 22, 2011, 02:41:53 PM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 22, 2011, 02:40:46 PM
Quote from: VenatorDraconum on August 22, 2011, 02:36:44 PM
Nope, not factual either.

Jesus approves of bestiality?

Quite plainly not, but do you think God approves of false accusations?
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Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #226 on: August 22, 2011, 02:45:51 PM »
Quote from: VenatorDraconum on August 22, 2011, 02:41:53 PM
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 22, 2011, 02:40:46 PM
Quote from: VenatorDraconum on August 22, 2011, 02:36:44 PM
Nope, not factual either.

Jesus approves of bestiality?

Quite plainly not, but do you think God approves of false accusations?

There is no God, but if there was do you really think he would approve of your mounting that manatee?  I think it is probably cruel to the manatee.  Does the manatee know you are on here ogling women's breasts and assorted phalluses with shiny metal rings on them?  Does she know what you are doing on collarme and that felching site?  Can a manatee cry?  Do they feel disappointment?  These are the trying questions of our day.  It would have been so much easier living during the days when Jesus walked the earth.  Be Like Him.....
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Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #227 on: August 22, 2011, 02:47:07 PM »
There is a God, and you will be held accountable for every word you've said by God.
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Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #228 on: August 22, 2011, 02:49:08 PM »
Quote from: VenatorDraconum on August 22, 2011, 02:47:07 PM
There is a God, and you will be held accountable for every word you've said by God.

God can lick my slimy brown asshole.

I'll fuck you till you love me Nathan  :eyebrows:
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Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #229 on: August 22, 2011, 02:51:57 PM »
Quote from: VenatorDraconum on August 22, 2011, 02:47:07 PM
There is a God, and you will be held accountable for every word you've said by God.

 :yawn:

Please try not to bring fairy tales into this.
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #230 on: August 22, 2011, 05:41:44 PM »
Quote from: VenatorDraconum on August 22, 2011, 02:47:07 PM
There is a God, and you will be held accountable for every word you've said by God.

You can't really know for sure if God, if he exists, cares about what you or MLA or others say.

And when you're not sure of something ...
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Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #231 on: August 22, 2011, 05:43:37 PM »
Quote from: MCalavera on August 22, 2011, 05:41:44 PM
Quote from: VenatorDraconum on August 22, 2011, 02:47:07 PM
There is a God, and you will be held accountable for every word you've said by God.

You can't really know for sure if God, if he exists, cares about what you or MLA or others say.

And when you're not sure of something ...

...try to claim the moral high ground.  When that doesn't work, just try and be the loudest voice in the room.

Remedial Religion 095
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Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #232 on: August 22, 2011, 05:51:55 PM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 22, 2011, 05:43:37 PM
...try to claim the moral high ground.
Making fun of his wife is a bit out there.
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Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #233 on: August 22, 2011, 05:53:33 PM »
Quote from: Jack on August 22, 2011, 05:51:55 PM
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 22, 2011, 05:43:37 PM
...try to claim the moral high ground.
Making fun of his wife is a bit out there.

I have never claimed to inhabit anything close to the moral high ground.  The above post was a sarcastic formulated response from the perspective of a religious individual.
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Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #234 on: August 22, 2011, 05:57:16 PM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 22, 2011, 05:53:33 PM
Quote from: Jack on August 22, 2011, 05:51:55 PM
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 22, 2011, 05:43:37 PM
...try to claim the moral high ground.
Making fun of his wife is a bit out there.

I have never claimed to inhabit anything close to the moral high ground.  The above post was a sarcastic formulated response from the perspective of a religious individual.
Lol, that was me taking the moral high ground. :laugh:
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Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #235 on: August 22, 2011, 05:58:01 PM »
Quote from: VenatorDraconum on August 22, 2011, 02:47:07 PM
There is a God, and you will be held accountable for every word you've said by God.

That seems kinda petty for some all powerful supreme being
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Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #236 on: August 22, 2011, 05:58:19 PM »
Quote from: Jack on August 22, 2011, 05:57:16 PM
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 22, 2011, 05:53:33 PM
Quote from: Jack on August 22, 2011, 05:51:55 PM
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 22, 2011, 05:43:37 PM
...try to claim the moral high ground.
Making fun of his wife is a bit out there.

I have never claimed to inhabit anything close to the moral high ground.  The above post was a sarcastic formulated response from the perspective of a religious individual.
Lol, that was me taking the moral high ground. :laugh:

This is me being a dumb Aspie who missed the joke  :-[
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Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #237 on: August 22, 2011, 06:00:02 PM »
:laugh:
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Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #238 on: August 22, 2011, 06:07:38 PM »
Quote from: VenatorDraconum on August 22, 2011, 02:47:07 PM
There is a God, and you will be held accountable for every word you've said by God.
Then he is one busy SOB
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Re: MidlifeAspie
« Reply #239 on: August 23, 2011, 01:08:51 AM »
Quote from: parts on August 22, 2011, 05:58:01 PM
Quote from: VenatorDraconum on August 22, 2011, 02:47:07 PM
There is a God, and you will be held accountable for every word you've said by God.

That seems kinda petty for some all powerful supreme being

Shit gets boring in the universe so he peps it up a bit. God is the ultimate troll of reality. Problem, Lifeforms? :trollface:
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.
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