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Re: Dreams and nightmares
« Reply #75 on: October 28, 2011, 08:44:21 AM »
I dreamt I was a half human - half spider once and I had three men tied to a wall with spider webs.

I knew all three ,  the first I stroked his cheek (face cheek.  :P) as I walked past , the second I ignored the third I kissed.

And by half human spider I mean like this:



Human torso : spider legs , just without the scythe or boobs  :laugh:
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Re: Dreams and nightmares
« Reply #76 on: October 28, 2011, 05:18:03 PM »
last night i had a dream i made friends with a cat that liked hardcore punk.

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Re: Dreams and nightmares
« Reply #77 on: October 28, 2011, 05:26:24 PM »
Sounds like a pretty awesome cat.

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Re: Dreams and nightmares
« Reply #78 on: October 29, 2011, 12:50:37 AM »
Must have been that gun-crazy weeble.

 I was at home when it happened!  I am innocent! :cbc:
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Re: Dreams and nightmares
« Reply #79 on: October 29, 2011, 04:19:23 AM »
Must have been that gun-crazy weeble.

 I was at home when it happened!  I am innocent! :cbc:

Can you prove it?
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Re: Dreams and nightmares
« Reply #80 on: October 29, 2011, 04:31:10 AM »
sigh. its weed-less time again, which means intense, vivid and crystal clear dreams :]

usually its not so bad, but its too damn unpredictable. this night was okay, i was mostly just moving around where i grew up as a kid and teen, i was exploring some old school, i contemplated stealing food, i (for some odd reason) tried to pick a fight w some kid on a bicycle, and i rode various buses aimlessly around.
awesome.

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Re: Dreams and nightmares
« Reply #81 on: October 29, 2011, 03:34:19 PM »


Strange dreams last night. Anger and confusion and lava and volcanic explosions.

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Re: Dreams and nightmares
« Reply #82 on: October 29, 2011, 03:38:04 PM »
I was in the country, living in a small house that was partially collapsed.  no electricity or utilities. I stayed in a room that seemed to be 3 floors underground with a dirt floor. Outside was nothing but meadows and fields, far from anything else. But there were animals in the distance. There was a giant storm getting ready to start. The sky was red and black. It was freezing in that basement.  I woke up cold.

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Re: Dreams and nightmares
« Reply #83 on: October 29, 2011, 03:47:00 PM »


Strange dreams last night. Anger and confusion and lava and volcanic explosions.

That's a sex dream!

Last night i dreamt I was framed for a crime, but I can't remember what the crime was. I woke up as I frantically tried to prove my innocence, but I only had circumstantial evidence to prove so.
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
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Re: Dreams and nightmares
« Reply #84 on: October 29, 2011, 08:06:30 PM »
Do strange sex dreams with awkward meanings that I don't know about count?

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Re: Dreams and nightmares
« Reply #85 on: October 30, 2011, 12:36:31 AM »
dreaming about sex means you are a pet-molesting homosexual : O

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Re: Dreams and nightmares
« Reply #86 on: February 28, 2015, 05:40:37 PM »
Weird dreams last night.

Reunions I had to attend, one big building, with pillars and semi separated spaces, all reunions there at once. Everyone fitted in, but me. I recognised some faces, of people I had not seen in decades. I got to talk with Mr Nimoy, who wondered what my role was in these gatherings. 
Away from the reunions, on a summer evening, in the fields, I realised life did not turn out the way I planned, will never turn out the way I plan. Had a massive crying meltdown in these wide peopleless fields in my dream. A lady, covered in white lace kissed me all over to comfort me.
Then I was in a house, taking leave from two people, and of their dad, who I happened to meet right there and then. In taking leave I realised I was head over heels in love with the dad of the people I had been visiting. So, took leave again, had to go to my mother and kids for X-mass. But woke confused, not knowing whether to leave or not, because I was so completely surprised by being so ardently in love. Can't remember a thing from the guy I fell in love with, apart from him having some weird sensory issues, and that he had two grown up kids.

I woke confused.  :laugh:
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Re: Dreams and nightmares
« Reply #87 on: March 08, 2015, 02:44:58 AM »
I know my dream from last night was a good one but can't remember what it was about.
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Re: Dreams and nightmares
« Reply #88 on: June 30, 2016, 02:41:44 AM »
I had had a haircut. All of a sudden I had several appointments to get my hair shaped, not cut. Was bewildering. It got worse.
In a tent in a garden, someone clipped my hair. I did not want it cut, she said she only had to trim the edges a bit. Then she started dyeing the hair. I did not ask for that either. She did it with aerosols. All of a sudden her son was fiddling with my hair too, but he rather would be a truck driver.
The aerosols came back. I asked how long the colour would last. Three weeks she said. But do not worry, I use colours that even your mother would be content with. I answered my mother would not be bothered by weird colours. The hairdresser got on with her job. There was no mirror.

Then I got home. The amount of hair on my head was massive. I had a very long mullet haircut. She had packed my head with extensions. The colours were auburn and snow white.

It looked utterly horrendous. The long hair in the neck was the worst. It was white on top, and the ends were dark auburn.

The rest of my hair was a dark auburn, but on top it was sprinkled with snow-white upstanding hair.

Absolutely horrific.
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Re: Dreams and nightmares
« Reply #89 on: June 30, 2016, 02:54:41 AM »
i had a fever a couple of nights ago and had a weird dream.
I dreamed I won a lottery. The grand prize was $92 million and there were three other winners who were sharing the prize with me. I was in a kind of a shock over it.
I did not have the money there and then as I had just won it. I started trying to fathom what I was going to do with $23 million. Holidays and shares and houses and cars seemed to be on the cards, as was charity and helping friends out. This all considered I was looking into the terms and conditions of the lottery about how to provide identification and how long the process would take from win to receiving the winnings in my bank account........then I woke. 
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