So...I found a small little thread about dreams, but it was old, so...here's another.
Post your weirdest dream or nightmare.
I'll set an example by going first with probably the weirdest dream I've ever had.
The tale of the torturers and the nuns with guns or Stalin obviously has something against christianity
The dream began by me dropping into a canal and shortly after, being picked up by a sailboat containing about 10 youths participating in a realityshow. They were sailing around Europe and being taped by cameras rigged in the boat.
We arrived to Lübeck - I have never been to Lübeck and I don't know what it looks like but in dreams one just know certain things - and anchored (or whatever it's called) in the canal. We were escorted to the store by members of the tv crew and then we were forbidden to leave the boat. To ensure this we were guarded by 4 nuns in habits madeout of patent leather, armed with machineguns.
We forgot to by alcohol, and crept past the nuns and wonder of in the town (wich was now Gamla Stan - Old Town in Stockholm) and all of a sudden it was winter and there was and a big santa-sleigh in a small square, were some mall-santa had been greeting kids earlier. We got into the enormous sleigh and ofcourse it started racing down a hill and we drove straight through a manger by a church and broke little baby jesuses head off. So the villagers started chasing us and we ran and ran.
Then we came to what looked like a suburb in some eastern-european country and we remembered that we were looking for a place to buy alcohol. We saw a girl in our age from a far and started running towards her. For some reason we had to clime a constructionwork....thingy....wich fell down over us as we were about to dismount.
Anyway, we got to the girl who invited us to a rave and we followed her out in nowhere to a hangar (wich was also a boathouse). But there was no party there.
Instead we were captured by a group of people cuffing us and trying do interrogate us. As we knew nothing of nothing they started to torture us, nailed one girl to the wooden wall, sense she was christian and mocked her for dying like Jesus. One girl was about to cut my tits off but somehow I got away and jumped in the water and swimmed (the canal again) to our (the realityshow cast's) apartment and got out on a ledge outside a window as I sa one of the torturers entering the flat. One of the other kids on the show had also managed to escape and came in through the apartment door just to be stabbed to death by the torturer.
I let out a scream and dove into the canal below me and swam a long way under the water, just to ascend on a riverbank......being greeted by the torturers and presented with a hole field covered with horseshit wich I was supposed to eat.
THE END
