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Would you fuck my mother

Yes, i would fuck your mother
15 (55.6%)
No, i would not fuck your mother
10 (37%)
lol... bewbs
1 (3.7%)
if she was a pig... [for pentagram]
1 (3.7%)

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #75 on: August 30, 2011, 10:02:12 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on August 30, 2011, 09:44:43 AM
Quote from: Zombie Squid on August 30, 2011, 09:43:30 AM
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 30, 2011, 08:42:00 AM
Zippo hasn't been around in a while.  I worry that Gluey has him tied up in his basement.

By "Him" are you referring to Zippo or Gluey?  :zoinks:

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

Or it gets the hose?
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #76 on: August 30, 2011, 10:16:35 AM »
Correct and Gluey is a damn good shot with the hose apparently
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #77 on: August 30, 2011, 12:30:39 PM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on August 30, 2011, 09:44:43 AM
Quote from: Zombie Squid on August 30, 2011, 09:43:30 AM
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 30, 2011, 08:42:00 AM
Zippo hasn't been around in a while.  I worry that Gluey has him tied up in his basement.

By "Him" are you referring to Zippo or Gluey?  :zoinks:

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

The guy who plays Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs is the same guy who plays Captain Leland Stottlemeyer in Monk.  It took me forever to figure out where I had seen him before.
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #78 on: August 31, 2011, 12:18:42 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on August 30, 2011, 12:30:39 PM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on August 30, 2011, 09:44:43 AM
Quote from: Zombie Squid on August 30, 2011, 09:43:30 AM
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 30, 2011, 08:42:00 AM
Zippo hasn't been around in a while.  I worry that Gluey has him tied up in his basement.

By "Him" are you referring to Zippo or Gluey?  :zoinks:

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

The guy who plays Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs is the same guy who plays Captain Leland Stottlemeyer in Monk.  It took me forever to figure out where I had seen him before.
Ted Levine. Excellent actor.
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #79 on: August 31, 2011, 08:16:57 AM »
Quote from: Zombie Squid on August 30, 2011, 09:43:30 AM
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 30, 2011, 08:42:00 AM
Zippo hasn't been around in a while.  I worry that Gluey has him tied up in his basement.

By "Him" are you referring to Zippo or Gluey?  :zoinks:

Gluey of course.  If Zippo was in his own basement his MILF of a mother would have found him and untied him by now.
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #80 on: August 31, 2011, 11:58:38 AM »
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 31, 2011, 08:16:57 AM
Quote from: Zombie Squid on August 30, 2011, 09:43:30 AM
Quote from: Hubert Cumberdale on August 30, 2011, 08:42:00 AM
Zippo hasn't been around in a while.  I worry that Gluey has him tied up in his basement.

By "Him" are you referring to Zippo or Gluey?  :zoinks:

Gluey of course.  If Zippo was in his own basement his MILF of a mother would have found him and untied him by now.

No, I'd have Zippo's MILF of a mother pre-occupied in the bedroom.  :eyebrows:

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #81 on: October 18, 2011, 02:14:29 PM »
Have I made it to the top of the waiting list yet?  :zoinks:
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #82 on: October 18, 2011, 03:41:18 PM »
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 18, 2011, 02:14:29 PM
Have I made it to the top of the waiting list yet?  :zoinks:

not even close.... i think your 200th behind all the idiots she got hit on clubbing the other night.
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                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #83 on: October 18, 2011, 03:52:03 PM »
I changed my mind. I dont want to fuck your mom anymore. No offense. I just dont like innies too much, prefer outies.  I must have been really horny when I answered this thread
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #84 on: October 18, 2011, 04:06:15 PM »
Quote from: Shotgun Surgeon on October 18, 2011, 03:41:18 PM
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 18, 2011, 02:14:29 PM
Have I made it to the top of the waiting list yet?  :zoinks:

not even close.... i think your 200th behind all the idiots she got hit on clubbing the other night.

Hmmm.  Sloppy 200ths?  I might have to reconsider.  Kid of like throwing a hot dog down a hallway at that point.
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #85 on: October 18, 2011, 05:15:56 PM »
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 18, 2011, 04:06:15 PM
Quote from: Shotgun Surgeon on October 18, 2011, 03:41:18 PM
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on October 18, 2011, 02:14:29 PM
Have I made it to the top of the waiting list yet?  :zoinks:

not even close.... i think your 200th behind all the idiots she got hit on clubbing the other night.

Hmmm.  Sloppy 200ths?  I might have to reconsider.  Kid of like throwing a hot dog down a hallway at that point.

20$ will move you up the line a couple hundred... heck itl move you to first... more than any of them loozers ever gave me!
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                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #86 on: May 08, 2013, 01:11:55 PM »
bump.

Yes Zippo, I'd STILL fuck your mom.  :drool:
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #87 on: May 08, 2013, 01:16:29 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 01, 2011, 10:54:19 PM
I would do her in a boat,
I'd do her with a goat.
I'd do her over here or over there,
I'd do your mother anywhere!
I love sex with her MAN!!
I love sex with her, Zippo I am.

How does comedy gold like this go unnoticed??  :dunno:
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #88 on: May 08, 2013, 01:58:01 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on May 08, 2013, 01:16:29 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 01, 2011, 10:54:19 PM
I would do her in a boat,
I'd do her with a goat.
I'd do her over here or over there,
I'd do your mother anywhere!
I love sex with her MAN!!
I love sex with her, Zippo I am.

How does comedy gold like this go unnoticed??  :dunno:
maybe its not funny.
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #89 on: May 08, 2013, 02:08:07 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 08, 2013, 01:58:01 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on May 08, 2013, 01:16:29 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on March 01, 2011, 10:54:19 PM
I would do her in a boat,
I'd do her with a goat.
I'd do her over here or over there,
I'd do your mother anywhere!
I love sex with her MAN!!
I love sex with her, Zippo I am.

How does comedy gold like this go unnoticed??  :dunno:
maybe its not funny.

It IS funny.

Maybe people have a broken funny bone.
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