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Would you fuck my mother

Yes, i would fuck your mother
15 (55.6%)
No, i would not fuck your mother
10 (37%)
lol... bewbs
1 (3.7%)
if she was a pig... [for pentagram]
1 (3.7%)

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #30 on: March 02, 2011, 01:40:46 PM »
I would :toporly:

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #31 on: March 02, 2011, 01:46:00 PM »
I would :toporly:

What a suprise  :zoinks:


Maybe I would if there was a paper bag over your mother's head. :wanker:

You're saying that to attempt to annoy Zippo, Fail.

Do you ever actually quit acting so retarded? , I mean seriously , you have absolutely no wit , no intelligence and you have the flaming ability of an icecube.  :hahaha:


Admit it, you do want to fuck your own mother.

I'll bet your willy would go rock solid if you caught her masturbating lustfuly, wetness all over the place as she massages her clit and g spot.

 :zombiefuck:

Really wish I hadn't read that now. :sick:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #32 on: March 02, 2011, 03:44:55 PM »
Maybe I would if there was a paper bag over your mother's head. :wanker:

So she wouldn't scream when she saw you  :zoinks:
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #33 on: March 02, 2011, 04:07:10 PM »
Maybe I would if there was a paper bag over your mother's head. :wanker:

So she wouldn't scream when she saw you  :zoinks:

That was a gentle thought indeed.  :thumbup:

Thanks for explaining Parts, I had read it in another way.
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #34 on: March 02, 2011, 04:39:41 PM »
Maybe I would if there was a paper bag over your mother's head. :wanker:

So she wouldn't scream when she saw you  :zoinks:

That was a gentle thought indeed.  :thumbup:

Thanks for explaining Parts, I had read it in another way.

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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #35 on: March 02, 2011, 07:12:31 PM »
Admit it, you do want to fuck your own mother.

I'll bet your willy would go rock solid if you caught her masturbating lustfuly, wetness all over the place as she massages her clit and g spot.

sounds like you speek from experience shleed.

Yes, when it comes to your mother. :orly:

But think of it though... her moaning for you under every breath, gently rubbing those slightly wrinkly but soft tits. The sloshy wet noises as she slowly fingers herself. You know it's very wrong, but it would feel so right.

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #36 on: March 02, 2011, 07:16:35 PM »
Admit it, you do want to fuck your own mother.

I'll bet your willy would go rock solid if you caught her masturbating lustfuly, wetness all over the place as she massages her clit and g spot.

sounds like you speek from experience shleed.

Yes, when it comes to your mother. :orly:

But think of it though... her moaning for you under every breath, gently rubbing those slightly wrinkly but soft tits. The sloshy wet noises as she slowly fingers herself. You know it's very wrong, but it would feel so right.

Well there goes my appetite.. :jaded:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #37 on: March 02, 2011, 07:20:35 PM »
I'm sure zippo is wanking furiously to it.

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2011, 08:10:30 PM »
Admit it, you do want to fuck your own mother.

I'll bet your willy would go rock solid if you caught her masturbating lustfuly, wetness all over the place as she massages her clit and g spot.

sounds like you speek from experience shleed.

Yes, when it comes to your mother. :orly:

But think of it though... her moaning for you under every breath, gently rubbing those slightly wrinkly but soft tits. The sloshy wet noises as she slowly fingers herself. You know it's very wrong, but it would feel so right.

Well there goes my appetite.. :jaded:

shleed im not going to say you need to stop, im not going to say your in the wrong... but to far man... just to far... i would greatly appreciate it if you quit talking about my mother in that  way...

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2011, 09:43:07 PM »
Admit it, you do want to fuck your own mother.

I'll bet your willy would go rock solid if you caught her masturbating lustfuly, wetness all over the place as she massages her clit and g spot.

sounds like you speek from experience shleed.

Yes, when it comes to your mother. :orly:

But think of it though... her moaning for you under every breath, gently rubbing those slightly wrinkly but soft tits. The sloshy wet noises as she slowly fingers herself. You know it's very wrong, but it would feel so right.

Well there goes my appetite.. :jaded:

shleed im not going to say you need to stop, im not going to say your in the wrong... but to far man... just to far... i would greatly appreciate it if you quit talking about my mother in that  way...

You're the one who posted this thread, Zippo.
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2011, 09:49:04 PM »
Admit it, you do want to fuck your own mother.

I'll bet your willy would go rock solid if you caught her masturbating lustfuly, wetness all over the place as she massages her clit and g spot.

sounds like you speek from experience shleed.

Yes, when it comes to your mother. :orly:

But think of it though... her moaning for you under every breath, gently rubbing those slightly wrinkly but soft tits. The sloshy wet noises as she slowly fingers herself. You know it's very wrong, but it would feel so right.

Well there goes my appetite.. :jaded:

shleed im not going to say you need to stop, im not going to say your in the wrong... but to far man... just to far... i would greatly appreciate it if you quit talking about my mother in that  way...

She asked for it. :zoinks:

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2011, 09:55:05 PM »
You're the one who posted this thread, Zippo.
Two.

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #42 on: March 02, 2011, 10:12:48 PM »
You're the one who posted this thread, Zippo.
Two.

Agreed.

Funny maybe , but pretty disrespectful to the person that brought you into this world.  :thumbdn:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #43 on: March 02, 2011, 10:15:49 PM »
Admit it, you do want to fuck your own mother.

I'll bet your willy would go rock solid if you caught her masturbating lustfuly, wetness all over the place as she massages her clit and g spot.

sounds like you speek from experience shleed.

Yes, when it comes to your mother. :orly:

But think of it though... her moaning for you under every breath, gently rubbing those slightly wrinkly but soft tits. The sloshy wet noises as she slowly fingers herself. You know it's very wrong, but it would feel so right.

Well there goes my appetite.. :jaded:

shleed im not going to say you need to stop, im not going to say your in the wrong... but to far man... just to far... i would greatly appreciate it if you quit talking about my mother in that  way...

You're the one who posted this thread, Zippo.
yes but i was not expecting to hear remarks about my mother masturbating... fucking my mom comments yes but masturbating no... i dont know why i feel her masturbating is worse... i guess maybe its because its now talking about her and not about a hypothetical "Would you"... does that make sense?

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #44 on: March 02, 2011, 10:17:00 PM »
You're the one who posted this thread, Zippo.
Two.

Even the way the title is phrased is a bit unusual, so yes...you can't act all offended by what Shleed says Zippo, you are the one who wants to poll people to see if she's hot.

And yes Tart, agree.