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Would you fuck my mother

Yes, i would fuck your mother
15 (55.6%)
No, i would not fuck your mother
10 (37%)
lol... bewbs
1 (3.7%)
if she was a pig... [for pentagram]
1 (3.7%)

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[Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« on: March 01, 2011, 09:16:30 PM »
As a suggestion from Eris i have made this poll to ask who will fuck my mother, a pic will be included below.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2011, 09:20:20 PM »


What's her phone # already??

PM it to me!!!
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2011, 09:21:51 PM »
I'd fuck your mom  :thumbup:


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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2011, 09:22:32 PM »
Quote from: Andrew Scrap Clay on March 01, 2011, 09:20:20 PM


What's her phone # already??

PM it to me!!!

her number is 5 555 555 555 555 555 5855
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2011, 09:23:12 PM »
I said no because I am straight. However, your mom is lovely. Does she know she's the subject of this poll?   :orly:
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2011, 09:23:21 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 09:22:32 PM
Quote from: Andrew Scrap Clay on March 01, 2011, 09:20:20 PM


What's her phone # already??

PM it to me!!!

her number is 5 555 555 555 555 555 5855

 :grrr:  :grrr:  :grrr:
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2011, 09:24:31 PM »
If you were my son Zippo, you'd be officially grounded for this!

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2011, 09:26:28 PM »
Quote from: SmilingAssassin on March 01, 2011, 09:24:31 PM
If you were my son Zippo, you'd be officially grounded for this!



there is a reason im not going to tell her of this thread... either that or ill give her the link just to laugh as she freaked shit
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2011, 09:28:17 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 01, 2011, 09:23:12 PM
I said no because I am straight. However, your mom is lovely. Does she know she's the subject of this poll?   :orly:

she does and will not untill some drunk christmas about 15 years down the road which i will never live down
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2011, 09:30:29 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 09:28:17 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 01, 2011, 09:23:12 PM
I said no because I am straight. However, your mom is lovely. Does she know she's the subject of this poll?   :orly:

she does and will not untill some drunk christmas about 15 years down the road which i will never live down

Eh, she might find out a bit sooner. Hope she likes that picture!   :orly:
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2011, 09:32:51 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 01, 2011, 09:30:29 PM
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 09:28:17 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 01, 2011, 09:23:12 PM
I said no because I am straight. However, your mom is lovely. Does she know she's the subject of this poll?   :orly:

she does and will not untill some drunk christmas about 15 years down the road which i will never live down

Eh, she might find out a bit sooner. Hope she likes that picture!   :orly:

and uuuh how would she do that when she lives in another city, this is my personal computer, she is a ludite, none of you [to my knowledge] have any means of contacting her...
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2011, 09:34:21 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 09:26:28 PM
Quote from: SmilingAssassin on March 01, 2011, 09:24:31 PM
If you were my son Zippo, you'd be officially grounded for this!



there is a reason im not going to tell her of this thread... either that or ill give her the link just to laugh as she freaked shit

Listen, I'm thinking. If you could pass on her number to Scrap, and then she could report back as to the miniature size of his cock, all would be good.
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2011, 09:37:57 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 09:32:51 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 01, 2011, 09:30:29 PM
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 09:28:17 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 01, 2011, 09:23:12 PM
I said no because I am straight. However, your mom is lovely. Does she know she's the subject of this poll?   :orly:

she does and will not untill some drunk christmas about 15 years down the road which i will never live down

Eh, she might find out a bit sooner. Hope she likes that picture!   :orly:

and uuuh how would she do that when she lives in another city, this is my personal computer, she is a ludite, none of you [to my knowledge] have any means of contacting her...

I suppose as long as she doesn't ever go online you might be safe!  :thumbup:



*speed-dials Zippo's mom to tell her everything!*  :ninja:
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2011, 10:06:18 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 09:16:30 PM
As a suggestion from Eris i have made this poll to ask who will fuck my mother, a pic will be included below.

I think a more interesting question is, would you fuck her?
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Re: [Poll:] Fucking my mother.
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2011, 10:07:23 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 01, 2011, 09:37:57 PM
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 09:32:51 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 01, 2011, 09:30:29 PM
Quote from: Zippo on March 01, 2011, 09:28:17 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 01, 2011, 09:23:12 PM
I said no because I am straight. However, your mom is lovely. Does she know she's the subject of this poll?   :orly:

she does and will not untill some drunk christmas about 15 years down the road which i will never live down

Eh, she might find out a bit sooner. Hope she likes that picture!   :orly:

and uuuh how would she do that when she lives in another city, this is my personal computer, she is a ludite, none of you [to my knowledge] have any means of contacting her...

I suppose as long as she doesn't ever go online you might be safe!  :thumbup:



*speed-dials Zippo's mom to tell her everything!*  :ninja:
*shoots the phones microphone with a blowdart while could be cousin presses the buttons* NO ONE SPEED DIALS MY MOTHER TO RAT ME OUT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!
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