Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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Quote from: bodaccea on March 01, 2011, 08:10:36 PMQuote from: Sea Tart on March 01, 2011, 08:07:56 PM I suppose thats a compliment but still , I really would rather NOT know if a few of my friends wanted to fuck my mother same here, you just don't wanna think of your mum on all fours do ya?No I really do not
Quote from: Sea Tart on March 01, 2011, 08:07:56 PM I suppose thats a compliment but still , I really would rather NOT know if a few of my friends wanted to fuck my mother same here, you just don't wanna think of your mum on all fours do ya?
I suppose thats a compliment but still , I really would rather NOT know if a few of my friends wanted to fuck my mother
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Sea Tart on March 01, 2011, 10:32:18 PMQuote from: bodaccea on March 01, 2011, 08:10:36 PMQuote from: Sea Tart on March 01, 2011, 08:07:56 PM I suppose thats a compliment but still , I really would rather NOT know if a few of my friends wanted to fuck my mother same here, you just don't wanna think of your mum on all fours do ya?No I really do not Lots of Mums don't want to think of their full grown kids on all fours either. But, most learned not to ponder on that, apart from teaching their kids social, psychological and corporal sexual hygiene. Just trust your Mums, most know what they are doing and what they want. Experience is a great teacher.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
My mom walked in on me having sex one time, when I was 17 She was like OOPS, and left right away, and we never spoke of it again I was mortified.
Older women are HAWT!!!
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on March 02, 2011, 06:17:01 AMOlder women are HAWT!!!sorry to ask, i racked my brains what is HAWT???
Quote from: eris on March 02, 2011, 02:33:55 PMMy mom walked in on me having sex one time, when I was 17 She was like OOPS, and left right away, and we never spoke of it again I was mortified. There must have been plenty of awkward moments after that
Quote from: Sea Tart on March 02, 2011, 02:37:56 PMQuote from: eris on March 02, 2011, 02:33:55 PMMy mom walked in on me having sex one time, when I was 17 She was like OOPS, and left right away, and we never spoke of it again I was mortified. There must have been plenty of awkward moments after that actually, we tried really hard to forget the whole thing. We just pretended like it never happened.She just like cracked the door open, i dunno if she even saw anything. My BF at the time was pretty embarrassed tho. He didn't want to leave the bedroom. He wanted to stay in there, forever. And just die of shame.
" omg she knows we are having sex !""do you really think she didn't know that, you spend the night"" I mean she KNOWS !!! SHE SAW""Itll be ok, I promise (laughs)"
Quote from: bodaccea on March 02, 2011, 02:40:57 PMQuote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on March 02, 2011, 06:17:01 AMOlder women are HAWT!!!sorry to ask, i racked my brains what is HAWT???Say it out loud, and you hear an exited HOT.
