My x's pubic hair.
(Yes, we were drunk.)
I knew it, I'm a visionary. 
Yeah. That was awsome.
So.....will I meet the man of my dreams soon? Or do I perhaps get a little money?
Tell tell tell!
A little money, yeah, sure. But don't get your hopes up too high.
And the man of your dreams, I hope your dreams will come up with better men before you do.