Ashley Force got knocked up.

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I was watching qualifying for the NHRA Winternationals on tv (couldn't be there in person 'cause Im sick  ), and a prominent name was missing, Ashley Force.

I instantly guessed it was because she got knocked up and I was right. It would seem that fetuses can't handle 5g's too well. 

Apparently, her husband, Daniel Hood, has a penis that actually works. With what little interaction I had with him at work, I would've guessed the opposite. 

I predict they have one more kid and get divorced.  He's a jackass.

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I was watching qualifying for the NHRA Winternationals on tv (couldn't be there in person 'cause Im sick  ), and a prominent name was missing, Ashley Force.

I instantly guessed it was because she got knocked up and I was right. It would seem that fetuses can't handle 5g's too well. 

Apparently, her husband, Daniel Hood, has a penis that actually works. With what little interaction I had with him at work, I would've guessed the opposite. 

I predict they have one more kid and get divorced.  He's a jackass.

How do you know that it is his penis that worked?

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I was watching qualifying for the NHRA Winternationals on tv (couldn't be there in person 'cause Im sick  ), and a prominent name was missing, Ashley Force.

I instantly guessed it was because she got knocked up and I was right. It would seem that fetuses can't handle 5g's too well. 

Apparently, her husband, Daniel Hood, has a penis that actually works. With what little interaction I had with him at work, I would've guessed the opposite. 

I predict they have one more kid and get divorced.  He's a jackass.

How do you know that it is his penis that worked?

Well it wasn't me, I haven't seen her in over 2 years. 

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Forget about Ashley getting knocked up, there's bigger news from JFR.

John's Crew Chief of 29 years, Austin Coil, has left the team and hasn't talked to John since he left.

In other words, after 29 years, he left with a middle finger.

There's some serious political goings on at John Force Racing, and I intend to get to the bottom of it!!!     

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I was watching qualifying for the NHRA Winternationals on tv (couldn't be there in person 'cause Im sick  ), and a prominent name was missing, Ashley Force.

I instantly guessed it was because she got knocked up and I was right. It would seem that fetuses can't handle 5g's too well. 

Apparently, her husband, Daniel Hood, has a penis that actually works. With what little interaction I had with him at work, I would've guessed the opposite. 

I predict they have one more kid and get divorced.  He's a jackass.

How do you know that it is his penis that worked?

Well it wasn't me, I haven't seen her in over 2 years. 

How do we know you even have a penis? 

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I was watching qualifying for the NHRA Winternationals on tv (couldn't be there in person 'cause Im sick  ), and a prominent name was missing, Ashley Force.

I instantly guessed it was because she got knocked up and I was right. It would seem that fetuses can't handle 5g's too well. 

Apparently, her husband, Daniel Hood, has a penis that actually works. With what little interaction I had with him at work, I would've guessed the opposite. 

I predict they have one more kid and get divorced.  He's a jackass.

How do you know that it is his penis that worked?

Well it wasn't me, I haven't seen her in over 2 years. 

How do we know you even have a penis? 

Because Daniel would complain that fucking Ashley was like fucking a glass of water.

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I was watching qualifying for the NHRA Winternationals on tv (couldn't be there in person 'cause Im sick  ), and a prominent name was missing, Ashley Force.

I instantly guessed it was because she got knocked up and I was right. It would seem that fetuses can't handle 5g's too well. 

Apparently, her husband, Daniel Hood, has a penis that actually works. With what little interaction I had with him at work, I would've guessed the opposite. 

I predict they have one more kid and get divorced.  He's a jackass.

How do you know that it is his penis that worked?

Well it wasn't me, I haven't seen her in over 2 years. 

How do we know you even have a penis? 

Because Daniel would complain that fucking Ashley was like fucking a glass of water.

You know that from personal experience?

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I was watching qualifying for the NHRA Winternationals on tv (couldn't be there in person 'cause Im sick  ), and a prominent name was missing, Ashley Force.

I instantly guessed it was because she got knocked up and I was right. It would seem that fetuses can't handle 5g's too well. 

Apparently, her husband, Daniel Hood, has a penis that actually works. With what little interaction I had with him at work, I would've guessed the opposite. 

I predict they have one more kid and get divorced.  He's a jackass.

How do you know that it is his penis that worked?

Well it wasn't me, I haven't seen her in over 2 years. 

How do we know you even have a penis? 

Because Daniel would complain that fucking Ashley was like fucking a glass of water.

You know that from personal experience?

Who do you think streched her out, sweet cheeks!!!     

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Because Daniel would complain that fucking Ashley was like fucking a glass of water.

You know that from personal experience?

Who do you think streched her out, sweet cheeks!!!     

Stop stealing my words sweetcheeks!

If you did fuck her, then what a lovely guy you are to say it was like fucking a glass of water.

So beautiful.

Since we haven't seen your cock, it's all heresay. Methinks she may say the same about you.....unless we see evidence, of course? 

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.....unless we see evidence, of course? 

I prefer that you feel the evidence.   

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Because Daniel would complain that fucking Ashley was like fucking a glass of water.

You know that from personal experience?

Who do you think streched her out, sweet cheeks!!!     

If you did fuck her, then what a lovely guy you are to say it was like fucking a glass of water.

She wasn't like a glass of water when I fucked her, she was as tight as a 12 year-old virgin.

She was as loose as a glass of water when I got done!!! 

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.....unless we see evidence, of course? 

I prefer that you feel the evidence.   

Well since that's quite impossible, how 'bout a preview...Peter got his out for us. Oh, and is it cut or uncut? TheoK told us circumcised...I assume you've shown it to him.

 

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