I was watching qualifying for the NHRA Winternationals on tv (couldn't be there in person 'cause Im sick

), and a prominent name was missing, Ashley Force.
I instantly guessed it was because she got knocked up and I was
right. It would seem that fetuses can't handle 5g's too well.

Apparently, her husband, Daniel Hood, has a penis that actually works. With what little interaction I had with him at work, I would've guessed the opposite.

I predict they have one more kid and get divorced.

He's a jackass.