My perspective is a little odd, but i have always looked at it like this:
Say you are a bit of a gambler, and down at your local bookies the regulars are taking bets on which religion is right, and what God (if any) exists?
the odds - oh man they are not favourable!!
this is a very simplified chart of the major ones. but there are hundreds, maybe thousands of religions.
so what are the odds of you being correct?? how likely is your religion to be the one representing God??
how much would you like to bet??? -
well not fookin much!moving on... just say you placed your bet and kiss my fat ass you were right!!! the bookies got the confirmation -
your god is admitting he is a protestant/catholic/jew etc great
Can you then ask him please (
first Q for God) what is the crack with all this praying, and going to a place of worship every day?
it seems a bit odd to me... the 'almighty' put us here to spend huge parts of our lives worshipping him in one way or another
one word
comes to mind 'ego'
its a bit like me saying to you i am going to send you on an all expenses paid holiday to the maldives, here is some sun cream, a knotted hankie for your
head...flip flops......oh..but...by the way...the catch is i want you to phone me every hour just to thank me! and if you could spare a few words at the
dinner table...and just before bed...not to mention the ten rules i am about to send
I think in the unlikely event that there is a god, is he going to be concerned if i prayed every day, or if i went to a certain building to worship him in - if he is
concerned then there is going to be a hell of a big queue at the gates of hell. Because a hell of a lot of people will have got it wrong.
If he does exist, what is he thinking when he looks down at us, all these different 'religions' all the wars, bloodshed, murder,
all the hate, torture and vile acts in his name - all going on for years and years - all over religion...hmmm is he going to be pleased? ? ?
methinks not.
Ask him also please (
second Q for God) why doesn't he do something to stop it!! ? could it be he is powerless, the almighty
has used all his strength impregnating josephs wife at long distance (yay an admirable feat)....
...so he has either lost his mojo, or he doesn't give a fuck!!!
Iif i was consumed with alcohol, or smoked off my face i might think like this
- he does exist and all those religious people are going to hell for associating with evil religious institutions, while little old me
who has just lived without the membership, but lived a relatively decent life, trying not to harm others, well little old me is waiting
in the smaller queue for the stairway to heaven!!! Ha!!
Well i am not consumed with anything. Just a straight head. The theory abovee seems no more ridiculous to me than all those religions...
...at times i really have tried to believe, 'to have faith' but it just never worked on me.
I hate a lot of religions, but that doesnt mean i hate religous people - i envy them at times....
at bad times....it must be a comfort to believe in God.
All i can do is just live my life, and make the most of it, and try to do this without affecting others too much. I will take my chances on my theory
above, and if there is 'something after' and i am refused entry because i neglected to get the right 'membership' then ...hey life is a bummer!!!
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I SURE HOPE THEY FUCK IN HELL
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