A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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*mesmerized*Ive never seen the ocean
No I have never seen the ocean .... Ive not traveled much actually.Pennsylvania Ohio Kentucky West Virginia Maryland , that's about it.
Quote from: eris on February 22, 2011, 02:16:24 PM*mesmerized*Ive never seen the ocean Awww, I have! It's big and salty!
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 22, 2011, 02:17:26 PMQuote from: eris on February 22, 2011, 02:16:24 PM*mesmerized*Ive never seen the ocean Awww, I have! It's big and salty! I have already made a dirty joke today. Who wants this one?
Quote from: eris on February 22, 2011, 02:23:05 PMNo I have never seen the ocean .... Ive not traveled much actually.Pennsylvania Ohio Kentucky West Virginia Maryland , that's about it.That's at least as many states as I've seen. You're just landlocked, you need to get to a coastline!