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the result of my bordom
« on: March 14, 2011, 01:36:37 PM »
SO! as i lay in bed bored thinking of something to do i decided i should invent a time machine and go to the future... this is the resulting train of thought
if i were to invent a time machine to go to the future i would have to spend many many years on it
how ever the time i spent inventing it would make the reasons for doing so a lost cause
so i would inevitably go back in time rather than forwards and give the time machine to myself
then i would be able to go forwards in time and do what i wanted to do in the first place just it would be another me
so all in all the results of me inventing a time machine would mean i just have to wait for it to come to me

so in the end like 80% of the other things in life its just a waiting game
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: the result of my bordom
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2011, 01:43:30 PM »
If I had a time machine, I think Id go back in time and fuck brain molko when he was 19 and immaculate.

see, this is where MY train of thought takes me
« Last Edit: March 14, 2011, 02:54:57 PM by eris »
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Re: the result of my bordom
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2011, 01:46:14 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on March 14, 2011, 01:36:37 PM
SO! as i lay in bed bored thinking of something to do i decided i should invent a time machine and go to the future... this is the resulting train of thought
if i were to invent a time machine to go to the future i would have to spend many many years on it
how ever the time i spent inventing it would make the reasons for doing so a lost cause
so i would inevitably go back in time rather than forwards and give the time machine to myself
then i would be able to go forwards in time and do what i wanted to do in the first place just it would be another me
so all in all the results of me inventing a time machine would mean i just have to wait for it to come to me

so in the end like 80% of the other things in life its just a waiting game

in other words:
be patient! :o
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Re: the result of my bordom
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2011, 08:14:41 PM »
Quote from: eris on March 14, 2011, 01:43:30 PM
If I had a time machine, I think Id go back in time and fuck brain molko when he was 19 and immaculate.

see, this is where MY train of thought takes me

Well, I'd go back and fuck Norma Jeane Baker.  :dunno:
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Re: the result of my bordom
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2011, 08:30:38 PM »
Quote from: eris on March 14, 2011, 01:43:30 PM
If I had a time machine, I think Id go back in time and fuck brain molko when he was 19 and immaculate.

see, this is where MY train of thought takes me

i would also probably get the mother of the local asshole john sabastion to do the right thing... have an abortion
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: the result of my bordom
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2011, 11:35:34 AM »
I'd go play Final Fantasy 83.
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