I call out...Werbert!

[Werbert]

That's right, you little attention whore!  My bad mother-effin' ass is calling out the little bitch.  Let's go!  You and me!  Mano y Werberto!  The head versus the heart!  Dominant and submissive!  Michael Jackson and Macaulay Culkin!  I will beat you like a redheaded stepchild.

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You beter watch out, Werbert will kick your ass!!

Hmmm but then again this is the thing werbert was famous for. It would'nt be hard for the Antiwerbert to think this one up.......

[Werbert]

I change my mind.  I might have to call out Shitheap for having that queer Fred Durst in his avatar.

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I would'nt go there if I was you. I've been hired to do a hit on the Antiwerbert!! 

[Werbert]

Who the fuck is the antiwerbert?  I'm the only Werbert here, so you must be talking to me.  I don't see anyone else here.

[Scrapheap]

The Antiwerbert who's appearance harbingers the apocalypse!! The Antiwerbert must die!!! 

[Werbert]

I'm De Niro and you're Jodie Foster.  I will fuck you up.

[Scrapheap]

I'm Chuck Lidell and you're Randy Coulture. 

[Werbert]

Oh, yeah, UFC, let's watch two roided up freaks beat the shit out of each other.  Real mature, shitpile.

[Scrapheap]

As opposed to De Niro who'se a washed-up hollywood has-been??

[Werbert]

I didn't say I liked him.  I was using him as a reference.  It's called "name-dropping."

By the way, how do you like my signature, Debrismound?

[Scrapheap]

I can do better!

[Werbert]

Mmmm....Mom's smegma  :hornysign: :hornysign: :hornysign:

[Scrapheap]

Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!! Gross!!!!!!!!

[Werbert]

Why are you going on and on about this cuntford...whatever?  Is that some kind of queer code that means you wanna have anal sex with me?